THE OTHER PRESS The Other Press Published since 1976 Room 1020 — 700 Royal Avenue, New Westminster, BC V3L 5B2 Telephone: 604.525.3542 Fax: 604.525.3505 Managing Editor Colin “William Tell” Miley othereditor @ yahoo.ca News Editor Nicole “The Butcher” Burton nicolemarieburton @ yahoo.com Opinions Editor “Brandon “PG Washroom” Ferguson opinionsubmit@ hotmail.com Arts & Entertainment Editor lain “Rowdy Roddy” Reeve aeditor @ gmail.com Features Editor Kevin “The Spooky Ghost” Welsh krwelsh @canada.com Sports Editor Brian “The Baseball Furies” McLennon mclennonb @ douglas.be.ca Proofreader Millie-Strom “and the Raiders of the Lost Style Sheet” Graphics Lefty Blattmann boomboomdarkroom @ yahoo.ca Layout Loosie Hargreaves saraharmerstolemystereo @ yahoo.com Photography Bea Arthur Web/I.T. Ed “Lucky Pierre” Keech other_press @shaw.ca Distribution Manager Derek “The Strongman Ungless Office Manager J.J. “For Jesus” McCullough wart_mamu @ yahoo.com Accountant Alyona “Balboa” Luganskaya tradexlic @ hotmail.com Columnists Amanda “Creepy” Aikman, J.J. “Spooky” McCullough, lain “Scary” Reeve Illustrator J.J. “Written in blooood” McCullough wart_mamu @ yahoo.com External Relations Kerry “Cartman's Mom” Evans kerryevans @ shaw.ca Contributors Mike Cantelon, Brady Ehler, Angelina Fabbro, Kevin Lalonde, Dave Pearcey, Vince Yim, J.J. McCullough, Sleeping Goats. The Other Press is Douglas College's autonomous student newspaper. The Other Press is run by a collective and is published weekly during the fall and winter semesters, and monthly (as a magazine) dur- ing the summer. We receive our funding from a student levy collected every semester at registration, and from local and national advertising revenue. The Other Press is a member of the Canadian University Press (CUP), a cooperative of stu- dent newspapers from across Canada. We adhere to CUP’s Statement of Common Principles and Code of Ethics—except when it suits us not to. The Other Press reserves the right to choose what to publish, and will not publish material that is racist, sexist, or homophobic. Submissions may be edited for clarity and brevity if necessary. All images are copyright to their respective owners. October 26, 2005 Congrats to Kevin Welsh, this week’s winner of the prestigious Other Press employee of the week Bowling Pulitzer. Happy Halloween from Mittens! Api nae gee want just the FREE 2 a wapetiale THE OP MUSIC CHARTS - Otherwise known as... What we listened to during the creation of this issue: Nada Surf—The Weight Is A Gift Liz Phair—Exile In Guyville Adam Green—garfield Treepeople—Just Kidding Beastie Boys—Check Your Head Fugazi—The Argument SUBMISSION GUIDELINES The weekly deadline for submissions is Wednesday for publication the following Wednesday. Letters to the Editor, vacant sec- tions, and “time-sensitive” articles (weekend news, sports, and cultural reviews) will be accepted until Saturday noon and can be sub- mitted to the editor at: othereditor@yahoo.ca All other submissions should be forward- ed to the appropriate section editor. Please include your name, phone number/email address, and word count, and submit via email as an MS Word.doc attachment to the attention of the appropriate editor. The Other Press is run by a collective, which means all decisions are reached via a democratic voting process. Membership in the voting collective is open to any person who has contributed to at least two of three consecutive issues. Those interested in join- ing the Other Press collective should contact the editor at othereditor@yahoo.ca News opnewseditor@ gmail.com Opinions opinionsubmit@ hotmail.com A&E aeditor@ gmail.com Features opfeatures @ gmail.com Sports mclennonb @douglas.bc.ca The Other Press, it ain't just for wiping anymore!