DOUGLAS mul mr COLLEG | E | ARCHIVES Mad Hatter Page 5 L monotone voice for all readings. Don't tell the students till the last minute about a test or an assignment. We all know that they have no other responsibilities in life and that they can devote all their time to your course. Make a point of pre- paring your tests at the last minute and be sure that the students are told you aren't too sure just what will be on the test. Never allow retests; it is too bad if they miss one of your tests. If you do not see yourself in any of these statements, congratulations. You now have the basis to begin building enthusiasm and interest in Fran Berg 4721 Purchasing Department and Physical Plant are located in room 4720. If staff are away from their desk both departments will take messages for each other. Terry Leonard 4705 Purchasing Division Closure January 2, 1985 thru January 18, 1985 - inclusive. Messages may be left at Switchboard. your course. Maybe we should dis- tribute this article to students and let them grade us. If we get an A, our salary is doubled. If we get a B, the students get 50 percent of our salary. If we get a C, the stu- dents get 75 percent of our salary. If we get a D, the students get ALL of our salary. This way, the stu- dents will be enthusiastic because of our teaching, or the money they receive because of the way we kill enthusiasm. If you grade yourself, just how much of your salary would you have left? That much? Grade yourself again and don't cheat. *R.E. Dorsett, How to Kill Student Enthusiasm And Interest, taken from the newletter, Linkages. Community Choir of Douglas College All faculty members are welcome to join the community choir - no audi- tions are necessary but some choral experience is preferred. Spring concerts include participation in choral festival in New Westminster in March. Rehearsal times: Wednesday evenings 1900 - 2100 hours Room 4140 - Studio Theatre Questions should be directed to Diane Loomer, Music Deparment, #3200. Correct Telephone Numbers For a Purchasing request please phone the following personnel 4751 4752 Devona Davies Jean Easton For a Physical Plant request please phone the following personnel Carol Concert An enthusiastic and heartfelt thank you to those who thought of and organized the carol sing on Wednes- day, December 12. It provided a welcome respite from our hectic schedules and renewed that special warmth of Christmastime. I look forward to a repeat perfomance