Tl. Best place to spend a Friday night
and still be able to afford to go out on
Saturday:

Church.

Definitely not at my place.

At the Shoe Warehouse in Royal City
Centre, at Sixth and Sixth.

12. Best place to take the kids fora
good time (and not in a“"Neverland
kind of way):

The Children’s Petting Zoo in Queen’s
Park. (Where kids can pet animals, not be
petted by them.)

Moody Park jungle gym.
In the Fraser River...I hate kids.

13. Best place to get an apartment
where you won t be ripped off or mur-
dered in your sleep:

August 10/2005

Coquitlam.

asements rule...free cable!

Fantasyland.

Th. Best place to work out (or at least
get hot and sweaty):

Canada Games Pool.

Does walking the hill up to the school
count?

Back seat of my dad’s old Lincoln.

15. Best place to park near campus
without paying or getting a glove box
full of parking tickets (c mon, tell us,
we can keen a secret]:

Columbia Square is free.

Take public transit—it’s cheap, conven-
ient, and the walk up the hill almost
counts as a legitimate workout.

Ride a bike, bitch!

NEE

     

 

Special On-Campus Section
(please specify New West or
David Lam campus)

16. Best on-campus snack food:

Three-dollar pizza slice—a fucking rip off
but the bacon-Hawaiian will get you
through the day (New West).

You can usually find decent-sized gum
splotches in the DSU building stairwells.
(New West).

Amanda Aikman’s cookies (New West).

17. Best on-campus washroom:

Across from the computer labs on the 5th
and 6th floors. But wait, if I tell everyone
that, they will all flock there, and they
won't be the best anymore. Maybe the
stairs will keep them away (New West).

Fourth floor near the admin offices (New
West).

I’m impartial... ’ve been to Morocco.

Sd

 

18. Best on-campus studying spot:

On the steps near the fountain (New
West).

The Other Press Office (New West—not
that there’s anything wrong with David
Lam).

In the hall on the way to the exam room.

19. Best on-campus sleeping spot:
DSU student lounge (New West).
In class.

On one of the many luxurious couches in
the concourse (New West). Oh, those are
concrete steps? Whatever. Yawn.

20. Best on-campus publication (no
pressure):

The Other Press!! =

“What You Need to Know about Your
Student Loan.”

Pearls.

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