Free crack

 

pipes are a

terrible idea

By Garth McLennan

es BC government’s decision to
begin distributing free tubes designed
and fitted for crack pipes to addicted drug
users is a bad move—with the potential
for even more disastrous ramifications.

The government is justifying
this handout by saying that it will
reduce the spread of Hepatitis C, a blood
transmitted disease that can be contracted
among crack addicts who share pipes.
The government is also saying that the
cost of treating those
infected with Hep C is
between $71 million
and $143 million.
This plan is a
total joke. It makes no
attempt whatsoever
to prevent the use of
crack cocaine, which,
in case everyone has
forgotten, is illegal, and not only that,
but it shafts people with legitimate and
debilitating diseases.

How can the government
possibly justify making those who suffer
from diabetes or multiple sclerosis buy
their own increasingly pricey medication
when they are giving drug users a free
pass?

I mean, Think about it; If you
are going to encourage the drug use of
addicts, why not other addictions as
well? Why not pay for all taxi rides home
for alcoholics? Or how about the obese?
Where’s the government subsidization

. for energy bars? Or what about smokers?
They certainly eat up plenty of the health
care budget. Did the government jump in
to institute free filters or patches at the
taxpayer's expense? Nope.

It just isn’t fair. Those who
suffer from MS, diabetes, and many

“Why not pay
foralltaxi  ,

rides home for
alcoholics?”

other long-term diseases; have done
absolutely nothing wrong. For the most
part, they are hard working, contributing
members of society who have had
incredible misfortune bestowed upon
them. However, they learn to live with
it. They live their lives as best they can,
even with the hefty medical bills.

So tell me, how in any sense
of the word is that right? These crack
addicts are there by choice. I know I’m
going to piss off a lot of people by saying
that, but it’s true.
No one is forcing
them to be on drugs.
I know addiction is
powerful thing,
but if these people
truly wanted to pull
themselves out of
the hole they have
gotten themselves
into, they could. Human history is filled
with countless examples of triumph over
adversity and beating the odds. There
are plenty of drug treatment centres
available; all these addicts have to do is
have the willpower to get help and force
themselves to get better.

But in far too many cases, they
don’t. They continue to leech off society
and treat their bodies like trash. They
don’t even make a remote effort to help
themselves, not the slightest attempt.
So why should we have to pay to give
them free crack pipes and drugs at harm-
reduction centers? It offers absolutely no
incentive for addicts to clean themselves
up and get better.

What is the world coming to
when the sick have to pay for their live-
saving medicine while the drug addicts
get their tools of death for free?

 

January 14, 2008

 

 

 

     

jeataring

Dr. Stephen Sex
& Dr. Marilyn Fairchild

‘Help! My dick is smaller
_ than Viggo Mortensen’s

Dear Dr. Sex,

When | was a lad of about 16, | worked in a steel mill in Montreal. While

_there, I heard that a fellow employee was very well endowed in the trousers.

Initially disregarding the rumours, I was inclined to believe them after my co-
worker pulled his pants down to reveal the largest flaccid penis I had ever, and
have ever, seen. Since then I have been very ashamed of my own four inches;

but recently, after watching Viggo Mortensen’s tiny tadger wiggle around in

Eastern Promises, \' ve reconsidered my stature. How much does member size
really matter to women? If Viggo still gets women ever though they all know
his penis is tiny, then is there hope for all of us who have small sausages?
—Tiny Jiggle Bone

Dr. Sex: Thanks as always for your letter; and my condolences on your
miniature monkey.

Dr. Fairchild: Condolences are not necessary, Dr. Sex.
Dr. Sex: What do you mean? TJB has a minnow as a one-eyed trouser fish!

Dr. Fairchild: A man isn’t necessarily hard up if he has a small hard-on, you
know.

Dr. Sex: But how does one impress the ladies if his blue-veined trumpet is
sized more like a piccolo?

Dr. Fairchild: Although the world revolves around penises, having a small
schlong does not impede men in romantic situations. In fact, men with massive
stiffies may actually have a harder time getting laid than smaller men.

Dr. Sex: Don’t lie, Dr. Fairchild. A man’s lovesteak is everything! How does a
guy develop confidence with ittie-bittie meat in between his legs? Not only do
small penises affect self-confidence, but they just look funny and out of place!

Dr. Fairchild: Sounds like you know this from experience—in one way or
another.

Dr. Sex: You know as well as anyone that my full-blown Stallone is worth
screwing!

Dr. Fairchild: Yes, Dr. Sex. You are hung like a stud... mosquito. Anyways,
TJB, having a small member is not the do-all end-all to a sexy life. It is
immature to base one’s opinion of someone on the size of his penis, so if any
woman snubs your stub because of its weenie size, forget about her because she
isn’t good enough for you anyways.

Dr. Sex: Honestly, women don’t have too much feeling in their vaginas past
an inch or two up. But large meat-hammers can hit their cervixes during
intercourse and cause discomfort. So consider yourself lucky you don’t injure
women during sex.

Dr, Fairchild: Most sex stores also carry penis extensions, which slip over
your dick and add a couple inches. Consider this if your partner is
with your size.

unsatisne

Dr. Sex: Thanks again for your email, TJB. Let this be a lesson to us all
Whether you have a bug-sized prick or an enormous, rag
can still be sexy. Even Viggo Mortensen. We welc«
drsexysex @ yahoo.ca or read the blog at sexysexw

 
 
    
 

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