issue 18 / volume 40

 

While Sarah happily chatted about the artistic integrity of Justin
Bieber, Tara mentally calculated how long—realistically—it would
take for her to go home, make a whiskey sour, and cuddle up
with the new episode of Scandal.

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into the street for a late-night gas
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humour // 23

5 terrible ‘Cosmo’ sex tips for when
you want everyone involved to feel
awkward

Compiled by Sharon Miki, Humour Editor

OTHER PRESS FEB 2014

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| around my shalt
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nee directions
as hos! as you can."

  

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BLIGH PENILE AMNESIA! one hand and slowly push it towards
" “Tove when my gid touches my package the base, (Imagine youre pushing his
like she's never seen it before penis into his body).

: pe Cane 2 BME wy, So

REJECTION

LEARN TO ACCEPT REJECTION, AND LOVE ACCEPTANCE

By Mel Freylinger