Tuesday, December 1 In case you missed their rockin’ show at 340 on Saturday, catch Rolling Stones tribute band Mick Believe featuring Tongue at Fairview Pub tonight. Show up strutting like you mean it ‘cause this show is going to be a rockin’ groovy time, man Wednesday, December 2 Put on your camo pants and find the dirtiest metal t-shirt you own, Cannibal Corpse are coming back to Vancouver. Sharing a bill with Hatebreed and Unearth, the Commodore Ballroom is the place to be to bang our head and growl in tune. I’d leave after Corpse if I were you, there ain’t much else to see after they destroy the stage. Not into metal? How about Douglas College’s concert band and small ensemble concert at the Muir Theatre at the New West campus? You’re at school late and there’s a free show with an open bar, might as well check it out. Thursday, December 3 If you’re in to experimental psy-punk along the lines of Nine Inch Nails, then head to Honey Lounge at the Lotus Hotel for an evening with Twin Crystals. If you’re not up for that, then head over to the Queen Elizabeth Theatre to see the Vancouver Opera perform Norma. Friday, December 4 If you’re in the mood fora maximum heavy metal party, then go to the Eldorado on Kingsway to check out Skylar and Black Wizzard. If want something a little bit lighter, go to Malone’s for Burn Hollywood Burn and Freedom Ride. Something lighter still? The Vancouver Symphony is performing a Baroque Christmas featuring selections from Bach and Vivaldi. Saturday, December 5 Come out and witness the disturbingly dark, the curiously crazed, the bafflingly beautiful and seductively spicy sonic sensations from composition students at Douglas College. The composition concert happens at 7:30 in the Muir, and it’s guaranteed to be an outrageous night of creations from right within the halls of Douglas College. Twin Crystals Jay Schreiber arts editor xams, bleh! The only common H ctmnin that determines your end of semester grade. Nobody likes them, yet we all sit at their mercy and write like our futures depend on it. Of course it’s not fair to expect someone to regurgitate three months worth of learning within a single three- hour sitting, but your best option is to just prepare. Typical preparation usually consists of hours at the library reviewing hundreds of pages of information and what- not, but did it ever occur to try an audible approach? Believe it or not, the music you listen to is linked to the kind person you are, and what you put into your ears will have an effect on your daily life. Many people sitting in the college library will have their iWhatever plugged in and can be seen grooving along while reviewing notes. I have to wonder what comes out of the ear buds sometimes, and whether or not it’s helpful. In a study done a few years ago, three identical test situations were created to see what type of music works best for getting the creative juices flowing amongst students taking exams. The first situation had students writing an exam with no music in the background, the second group listening to instrumental music, and the third heat wrote the exam with popular music. The study concluded that the group that listened to instrumental music scored highest, followed by the students with no music. The group that listened to pop music had the lowest scores; with many of the participants saying that it was hard to EOE — eee] ib ars Putting your faith in music could work wonders for you How to audibly beat the end of semester exams focus in that environment. The researchers concluded that pop music has quick catchy melodies and lyrics that are easily memorized, causing easy distractions to members of the ADD generation. Listening to musical genres such as classical or jazz as light background music can help a person focus better in study situations. I mean, sure listening to gangsta rap will get you pumped for a work out at the gym, but when you’re trying to pay attention to your poli-sci exam, you may want to turn the G-thugs off. Indie music, in all its damnation, is perhaps the worst thing to listen to. With ever-so-poppy riffs and abstract vocals, you might just want to listen to it on your commute in, but cut it when studying for your bio final. Listening to alt rock or pop music is a curse within itself, mainly because of the subject matter. Lyrics and melodies get stuck in your head so easily that it’s impossible to soak up any redeemable “Listening to musical genres such as classical or jazz as light background music can help a person focus better in study situations. | mean, sure listening to gangsta rap will get you pumped for a work out at the gym, but when you’re trying to pay attention to your poli-sci exam, you may want to turn the G-thugs off.” information for your English paper. Not to mention most radio hits deal with heartbreak, being in a rock band, or “fighting the man,” the obvious reason why you're in college. Punk rock and heavy metal are both automatically disqualified due to technicality. It’s impossible to study when everyone is yelling, the drums are pounding and the guitars are squealing. Not to mention all that counter-productive anarchy... I’m not discrediting any of the previous genres, in fact, I myself am a fan of each of them in one way or another, but when it comes to exam time, even I pick and choose. Listening to nothing at all while trying to learn seems to work for most people, but if you can’t stomach it, I’ve heard that Bach’s Mass in B-Minor can really get the brain cells cooking. 15