November 30, 1993 _ 3 Would-be students poorly served by musical chairs that would downgrade advanced education by David Mitchell, M.L.A. This fall, more than 20,000 British Columbians were turned away - from post-secondary educational insti- tutions in our province, just as they were last fall. By and large, these are qualified students who have a strong , desire to improve their skills, as well as their chances for employment ina very tough labour market, But they're out of luck. What are we doing about this crisis? Absolutely nothing. And the real tragedy is felt in ~ the larger socio-economic context: one out of 10 British Columbians is currently receiving’ social assistance; unemployment insurance receipts account for more than 10 per cent of employable adults; and yetour province has one of the lowest rates of Participation in post-secondary education in Canada. How can this be? In this most favored of all provinces, how can our record in the crucial field of advanced education be so pathetic? What does it portend for our future economic pros- pects? There was a time, not too long ago, when the previous Social Credit government was derided for its anti- intellectualism and penny-pinching approach to funding of post-secondary ‘ education. Most university and college administrators now look back nostalgically to those as the good old days, when Victoria seemed at least concerned with improving access to advanced education in our province. The current NDP government doesn’t even bother to pay lip service to that once-cherished goal. Evidence? The Human Re- source Development Project, a massive initiative of advanced education community in B.C., has over the past The Other Press few years sought to achieve a better balance in the kinds of learning taking place in post-secondary programs throughout our province. Today there is no evidence that any of the work of this impressive collaborative effort has been taken into account at the political level in Victoria to help address the present crisis. Further evidence? Shortly after the last provincial election, the NDP government established a special advisory committee to review B.C. student assistance and barriers to post-secondary participation. The committee produced a significant report in September 1992, with detailed recommendationsin the areas of tuition policy, child care, student housing, student employment, First Nations students and students with disabilities. More than a year later, this valuable report sits gathering dust - like tomany Canadi: Canadian is a registered trademark of Canadian Airlines International Ltd. Fares available on a one-way or return basis. Fares applicable for students between the ages of 12 and 24. Proof of age is required. Travel is on a stand-by basis only. STAND-BY FOR TAKE-OFF. ends meet. then think again. At Canadian Airlines, we understand how difficult it is for students nowadays to make That’s why we’re offering a year-round student stand-by fare at 65% off the regular economy fare anywhere that Canadian flies. So, if you thought a flight home or a chance to get away was beyond your budget, For more information, call your travel agent or Canadian Airlines and simply stand-by. other vaunted, even well-intentioned, efforts. The final proof, how- ever, that advanced education has slipped completely from the shelf of NDP priorities can be seen in the recent cabinet shuffle and government reorganization. The minister of advanced education, Tom Perry, was fired; he will no longer serve as a member of Premier Mike Harcourt’s executive council. The well-respected deputy minister, Gary Mullins, was also sacked, to be redeployed elsewhere in the public sector. (Deputy ministers are rarely fired these days, as their severance settlements - usually in the quarter-million-dollar-plus range - are too politically burdensome for governments to carry.) . And the Ministry of Advanced Education itself was abolished - absorbed into a new hybrid creature: the Ministry of Skills, Training and Labour. There is a potent sym- bolism in the name of this new bureau- cracy: nowhere are the terms “advanced education” or “post-secondary education” to be found in the organi- zation charts. Presumably there will now be a new emphasis on skills development and the often- undervalued vocational, technical and apprenticeship training. But will this be at the expense of academic studies? The new minister of skills, training and labour is Dan Miller, who formerly servedas forests minister. Apparently Miller was too effective in his previous portfolio, as he was criticized for being “too close” to the forest industry; With a strong trade- union background, it will not be surprising to see him devote most of his attention to the labour component of his new portfolio. The new deputy minister, Garry Wouters, was transferred from aboriginal affairs. He was once a high-school principal in Saskatchewan. By the time Miller and Wouters get their feet under their desks, learn a little about their new ministry and develop plans for a supposed new approach to skills development and training, we will be on the verge of another provincial election. Then, of course, we will need to start all over again, having lost valuable time and energy in one of the most formidable challenges in public administration in our province. Some might call this a cynical view. But it’s time to become realistic. We've got to stop the musical chairs in Victoria from creating further instability and administrative gridlock in the vital area of advanced education. We must recognize the important role that post-secondary education can play in our economic competitiveness. All British Columbians who wish to better themselves by participating in academic, vocational or technical programs should be provided with appropriate opportunities. This would prove a far superior use of public funds, with a much higher return on investment, than passive income-maintenance programs such as unemployment insurance or social assistance, which too often are the only alternatives. It’s time to rediscover advanced education and rescue it from the political Philistines who seem so determined to ignore the crisis that threatens our future well-being. David Mitchell is an author, historian and MLA (Independent Liberal) for West Vancovuer- Garibaldi. r E HORSE’S MOUTH by Jason Kurylo Don'tturn around, but there's something behind you. It's been creeping up on you for months, and you probably haven't noticed. It's big, and it's bad, andit's got sales galore to go along with it. The culprit is. . . Xmas. I could be going on about the commercialization. Or the rape the Christian faith. Or maybe the futile attempts of people like myself to escape the horrid displays of pseudo- religion that continuously flood in all forms of communication at tis time of year. But that might be construed as antisocial (however typical) behaviour. Instead, I'dlike to bring to your attention the worst problem our society faces when it comes to Xmas: Mandarin orange season. Oh, I used to like Mandarin oranges. I'd eat 'em like there was no tomorrow. Sometimes, I'd inhale 10 or 11 in one day. Of course, I hated when I got a wedge stuck up my nostril, but it was (snort) part of the deal. But I'd like them. Until it happened . . . the Mandarin Incident One day I was driving along, on a day much like today; a little chilly, black ice was in the formative stages. Nipples, male and female alike, were erect as erect can be. As I was driving, I decided to pull a Mandarin orange out of my bag. Minding my own business, I was peeling, driving with my knees, you know the routine. Suddenly, this delivery truck in front of me started to spin out of control, I assume on a patch of black ice. The back doors flew open, and box after crate after container cascaded upon my windshield. They crashed ) open, leaving gallons of Mandarin mush on my window. Unable to see, I desperately tried to swerve to avoid the truck, and in doing so jumped the curb. So there I was, speeding down the sidewalk, and the only thing that I saw through this orange pulp was a large bird flying over my hood. I took it as a sign. An omen. Some sort of divine communication, telling me that no matter what happens, i could always fly above my problems, soaring objectively through aclear sky, far over any clouds which overshadow my life. As I climbed out the door, I was not worried about the shape of my car, which had sustained minor damage, nor was I concerned with my throat, which was in severe pain from having a double wedge stuck in the windpipe. I was happy to be alive. And not just alive, but at one with my internal, astral cosmic life- force, or something like that. I was content. Until, that is, I realized that it wasn't a sign from above at all. I felt a sudden surge of pain in the back of my thigh, and as I turned around, I saw why: the Church's Chicken mascot was charging at me full speed, cursing at me and throwing Mandarin oranges. As I ran, dodging traffic and oranges alike, I vowed never to touch anther Mandarin orange as long as I live .. . (or Church's Chicken for that matter). Try to imagine the dreams, nay, the nightmares. Try to imagine the sheer havoc such an experience could wreak on the average psyche. Imagine, if you dare, being pelted with Mandarin oranges by a man ina big chicken suit, running down the middle of the road, hoping and pray- ing you'll get hit by a passing ambulance rather than live through this horror. Try. And maybe, you'll comprehend the difficulty I have every year, when those boats pull into Vancouver Harbour, and unload their evil cargo upon this great Lower Main- land. But I doubt it. Wish me luck. 3 ew cr eweweew. "erat wee Poe ae - - ere recess