Hit the spot

> The mysteries of the G-spot and P-spot

Brittney MacDonald
Life & Style Editor

 

C2 as it is February, romance is
in the air, and ona lot of people’s
minds! How can you ensure that you
please that special someone on the
day of reckoning aka V-day? Well, you
could go the sugar daddy/mama route
and shower them with gifts, or you
could just be a really amazing lover...

Sound difficult? That’s because it
is. Sex is like a really awkward game of
Calvin-Ball—the rules constantly change
and you never know if you're winning
or losing until someone yells “Done!”

However, if it’s your intention to
woo your beloved or obligatory one-
night-stand, have no fear! I am here to
educate and enlighten regarding that
one perfect pleasure button in all of us.

Known as the G-spot in women,
and the P-spot in men, this little
bundle of nerves is the hot key to
romantic success. But where do you
find such an illusive temptation?

With the G-spot, it’s acommon
misconception that it is located along
the back of the vaginal wall. This isn’t
true. The G-spot is actually the back of
the clitoris, so it is located inside the
vagina, near the vaginal opening. The
quickest way to find it? Make a “G” with
your hand, curling your thumb in towards
the inside of your palm to form the little
cleft. Insert your thumb past the vaginal
opening, laying your fingers over the
pubic bone. Your curled thumb is now
rubbing up against the G-spot. So for
those of you who were concerned, the
saying is true—size really doesn’t matter.

The P-spot is a little trickier to find.

P-spot actually refers to the prostate,
which is located in the middle of the
pelvis. Only men have them, and they
are incredibly sensitive. It has some
prime real estate, being as it is located
between the penis and the bladder, but
this also makes it a little harder to find,
since it’s smaller than the G-spot. The
easiest way to find the P-spot is to insert

 

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your finger into the rectum and run it
along the wall closest to the penis until
your partner tells you that you found

it. If butt stuff isn’t your thing, you can
also stimulate the prostate by applying
some serious pressure on the perineum
while your partner has an erection. This
is a little trickier, but it is doable. Press
up as much as you can with two fingers,

Planning the perfect bro-date

> How to catch up with an old buddy on Valentines

Greg Waldock
Staff Writer

 

Vitentine’s Day shouldn't just be about
romantic love. It’s an opportunity to
spend time with the people who matter,
and friends can be the most important
people in your life. Plan a classic bro-
date with an old friend (“bro” and “dude”
are going to be used here in their non-
gendered Californian contexts). Maybe
the significant other is out of town,
maybe one of you has recently become
single, maybe you both just need time
away from the romantic life. Here are
some options for a nostalgic night out
with that long-time bro in your life.

Night on the town

Pub night! Vancouver is one of the

best cities in the world for pub nights.
Gastown is always a safe bet, but almost
anywhere urban in the entire greater
Vancouver area is good. This is not the
cheapest option, but it does get you out
and about, meeting new people and
opening the option for zany shenanigans
like exploring abandoned buildings or
falling asleep on a curb. After you're
good and boozy, find a comfortable
chair, park bench, or sidewalk and

reminisce about the “good old days,”
like that time you both wandered
around in the old forest outside your
high school and found an idyllic pond
and a dead dog next toa heroin needle.
Surrey sure was great back in the day.

Nostalgia walk

If youre (un)lucky enough to still live
near where you grew up, go visit the old
haunts. The elementary school where
you met, or the first basement suite one
of you ever lived in on your own. Just the
familiar old streets can bring back a lot of
good memories, and that’s what tonight
is all about. This is best done sober in my
opinion, so you can legitimately catch up
with your buddy and bring you back to
when you were kids. If you don't live near
where you grew up, go explore the new

territory and compare the new and the old.

Gaming

You don’t need booze or nostalgia

to reconnect. Destroy in NHL 2016 or
Call of Duty’s zombies-mode like you
always used to. If your friend moved
away to another town, play online and
rekindle the friendship with the spirit of
competition and a can of ass-whooping.

 

This is the easiest, most relaxing option.
It’s amazing how fast gaming can
make the night feel like old times.

Movie night

Films and booze go hand in hand. Splash
some rum into a fountain drink and

watch the shittiest movies in theatre—
pick ones empty enough to be able to

and then forward. You'll be able to feel
the muscle, just try to rub against it.

If this all sounds a little too
complicated, or you're not sure you want
to risk fumbling around in the dark,
there are plenty of adult toys that you
can incorporate into your Valentine’s
Day jubilation that are made to stimulate
these elusive pleasure points.

stretch your legs out and to chat a bit
without annoying anyone. Alternatively,
Netflix has its extensive collection of
cheesy 80s schlock that reminds you

of your childhood. Suggested film/
drink pairings: Pacific Rim with a ton of
Molson or Budweiser, Jurassic Park with
a nice craft dark lager, or Hobo with a
Shotgun with shots of straight absinthe.

Illustration by Ed Appleby

Photograph by Analyn Cuarto