el e ie S news@op.douglas.bc.ca THC report makes an impact ..And now the details Jim Chliboyko “Tt became an increasingly unproductive place.” “There appears to have been no enthusiasm within the College for DG. “Parts of the agreement appear to work to the detriment of the College.” “The promises made to residents of Maple Ridge and Pitt Meadows now look like empty rhetoric, despite the best intentions of a few individuals.” These are some of the more negative findings of Kathryn Barker, PhD, who authored the Thomas Haney Centre Operational Review, the conclusions and recommendations of which were released just last month. But there is good news—Douglas College will remain in the Maple Ridge— Pitt Meadows area, albeit in a different form and with a different focus. Susan Witter, President of Douglas College, wrote that she was buoyed by the findings. “It is encouraging that we can now end the recent speculation about the campus’ future and focus on how to provide the best possible educational service for the Maple Ridge— Pitt Meadows region,” she wrote. Specific recommendations deal largely with university transfer courses; students will be able to complete a full first year of UT at Thomas Haney. As well, developmental programs will be increased, entrepreneurial and employ- ment courses may be offered, and connections to other educational institutions will be strengthened in an effort to improve education in Maple Ridge—Pitt Meadows. Barker came up with three possible Pini options for the future of Douglas College at THC: close Douglas College in Thomas Haney Centre; an option called “Reforming THC,” which involves a greater investment of thought and time and resources into the centre; and an option called “Transforming THC,” which would involve something “radically different” for the centre. Barker's study deemed the first option, closing down, the least viable for Douglas College, in terms of what the college would lose. Not only would their dealings with the Ministry of Education be damaged, but there would also be harm done in their relationship to the community of Maple Ridge—Pitt Meadows, a community into which they may never be welcomed again. And the “Transforming THC” option was seen to be more of a long-term solution. The Reforming THC option seemed to be the more favoured option. Citing pressures from both outside and within, Barker placed the blame for THC'’s lack of success on conflicts amongst stakeholders’ expectations, a paradoxical decision-making process at work within the college, and “the logical inconsistency between the Ministry's (of Education, Skills and Training) vision for student-based success and its current economic vision of success.” Barker seemed particularly irked by the machinations of the Ministry. “It is literally impossible,” she wrote, “to create a student-centred institution, with all the support, flexibility, and innova- tion that it requires, while basing educational grants on enrolment targets and indirectly placing sole value on ‘bodies in seats.” Those, Barker said, who are worried solely about the opinions @op.douglas.bc.ca The second coming of Iraqua Tom Laws With 1998 well under way, there are a few changes that need to happen to make this world a better, happier place. In Canada, they have begun putting a cap on the number of non-English speaking immigrants. Perhaps there is one step further that could be taken. We should make anyone immigrating to Canada from Czechoslovakia show two pieces of ID, such as a driver’s license and major credit card. Or better yet, we could get around this problem by legally changing the name of Czechoslovakia to make it more user friendly and easier to emigrate from. Something like Visaslovakia or Interacaslovakia because, teally, who accepts Czechs anymore? Internally in Canada, our Prime Minister has too much power. If we ever wish to become a super power, we must keep this power in check and keep it from becoming too encompassing. For instance, the moment the PM gets into office, he is allowed to choose his cabinet. Now, a cabinet is a very formidable piece of decor, especially when made of mahogany or other hardwood. Perhaps he could start out by choosing some coasters, and then maybe moving on to a nice spice rack or shoe tree. But choosing a cabinet is a long involved process, and he shouldn't be allowed to do so until his second term in office or until his taste in furniture has been deemed adequate by an objective tribunal funded by tax dollars. We are part of the mighty United Nations, and we have to use some of that power to take a stand against countries like Iraq. If they wish to continue to trade with English speaking countries, we have to make Saddam Hussein start spelling his country’s name with a ‘U’ at the end of the ‘Q’ to comply with proper English. Or, to make Iraq less dependent on the world buying its oil, they could get into some contra deal, They could change their name to “IrAQUA” and get royalties from the band for putting them on the map. In exchange, the band DC is in this hallway right here The Thomas Haney Campus in Maple Ridge “headcounts” would like to see THC David Lam, | mean Tam, photo close, because it brings Douglas’ other numbers down. The college, too, has been at fault. Barker claims that Douglas College's decision making is based on outdated methods and non-student-based priorities, and that these methods have rendered THC ineffective. “The scattergun approach prevails; offer some programs and services to the public, and see who takes them up,” writes Barker in the report. Though there appears to be quite a bit of work ahead of Douglas College staff in attempting to fix Thomas Haney’s problems, students and administration seem to be glad that everything is now out in the open. To quote one of Barker’s more feel-good conclusions, “Many of these negative factors, however, can be easily turned to positive with genuine enthusiasm and some dedicated resources.” @& could re-mix their most popular song to include lyrics like: “Im a Barbie dictator in a third world country. Making plastic (made of oil), it’s fantastic Threatening chemical war Then trying hard to score Ungodly Americans Better than Iranians Come on Hussein Union, and unless the oo _ BCGEU is ina really good mood that thirty million dollars in savings will disappear. The really maddening part about all this is that the government passed legislation last year making amalga- mation mandatory. “The overall picture is a massive asset grab from charities for the _benefit of government,” says Michael _ Holland. lawyer and member of _ Glacier View Lodge society in _ Comox. Mr. Holland I agree with o Lets go insane” Small changes in the complicated societal fabric of earth? Perhaps, but they need to be made if Canada, Iraqu, and everybody else to is “just get along.” @ assets to the government it wouldn't _ long before the existing board is dissolved and bureaucrats who know UGG Otherpress.douglas.bc.ca 4 January 28 1998 The Other Press