at a Prostate &
Gambler research

major reconstruc-
tive surgery and
scientists scram-
bling to find
answers.

| The incident
‘began around

la P&G test subject,
jidentified only as
“Jessie,” was
placed in a chair
jand subjected to

jlayer of Nauseema
icream on her face.
‘Scientists were
going to monitor
\Jessie’s progress

ithe skin’s reaction
ito the facial
icleanser, but after
}20 minutes they
Inoticed something
iwas wrong.

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‘looked like a mist

iface,” said a
lresearch aide,
jspeaking on the
icondition of
lanonymity. Her
jmouth and eyes
ore wide open,

At horrible accident.

lab has one uniden-
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M1: :30pm EST yester-
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for one hour to test

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might be because
of the extra strong
astringent in the
formula. Then “it”
happened.

As the scientists
watched, Jessie’s
skin, then the
facial mus-
cles detached
from her
skull, and slid
down her
face as the
new face --
cream ate its
way through
her tissue,
leaving noth- |
ing but a
grinning skull and a
pair of eyes staring
at the group of
researchers. “It was
horrible,” said
another scientist,

thing we were ina
clean room,” said

the scientist.

“Otherwise that
young lady would
be looking at a
whole new face.”

   

Jessie was rushed
to a local hospital
where she remains

sedated as doctors:

try to figure out
how to put her face

 

young woman. “It i is!
absolutely horrible ,;
that they would do }
this to a young

girl,” said Marylyn ;
Manroe, head of the!
People Against :

SPR eee

Jessie’s demise

Human Testing

son PAHT was
started is to pre-
vent cases like this
by going to com-
puterized testing.
Big companies

again speaking on
the condition of
anonymity.

“These two eyes,
just staring...star-
ing.”

As the
researchers tried to
untie Jessie from
the chair, the layer
of Nauseema fin-
ished working
through her tissues
and her face fell to
the floor. It’s a good

back on her skull.
“This is a tough
case,” said Head
Surgeon Ed
Kramer. “We’ve
dealt with cut off
arms, legs, heads,
but never a face.”
As the news of
Jessie’s fate hit the
mainstream media
today, hundreds of
anti-testing groups
raised their voices
in support of the

 

have to learn that
they simply can’t
use humans as test
subjects anymore. .
Despite the growing;
number of com-
plaints and threats
of boycott,

Prostate and
Gambler has
remained silent. A
press release
issued from compa-
ny head office
today simply stat-

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