March 3, 2008

CAMPUS HAPPENINGS

By Shannon MacKay

 

 

    

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Stephen Sex

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We at SexySex receive hundreds of questions every week by email
and blog post (www.sexysexwithdrsex.blogspot.com). Although
we do our best to answer them all, there are some we opt out of
responding to because of their overall ridiculousness. But please do
not let these discourage you. If you have a question we'd still love to
hear it—even if it is about livestock or horny siblings.

Since Dr. Fairchild is away this week, I’ve gone through our
question archives and pulled out the raunchiest and stupidest queries
we've ever got. Here are the best parts.

 

 

 

Enjoy!
Student politician Ally MacGrotty shows off her campaign oe Sex
posters for the College Board elections.
“My donkey won’t stand still.”

 

 

“Llike getting blow jobs from my girlfriend while she takes a dump.”
“Why does my oak look like roast beef?” _

“Ts using a sil gun as foreplay too much?”
-“T only fuck Republicans.” | co.

«.. but I was only in the KIKK for the kicks, you know?”

tf ny grandfather is well hung—does that mean

“Twas s fucked i my tracheotomy hole anda little ploies went into
my lungs. Am I going to get pregnant?”

“I only enjoy eating out my one when she has a yeast
infection.” , | of

_“T found pregnant porn in a box at my papa’s ine Should I get
prcenent so he will like me more:

 

 

 

Thomas shows off his technical prowess to a group of Japanese
girls on exchange at Douglas from Japan’s Chugoku Junior
College.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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