FEBRUARY 9, 1983
ADSADSADSADSADSADASADSADSADS
ENTE. RTAL IN. FH R Sea is to remind you new

Very experienced lead vocal-
ist: Terrific stage presence:
Can start immediately: En-

joys a challenge: Has con-
Phone 585-7192,

nections.
serious calls onlv.

Douglas College is. going
to offer a one day presenta-
tion on the fascinating (yes I
do mean fascinating) spider.
The workshop will deal with
all aspects. of spiders.
Though there will be none to
step on, anatomy, web form-
ation and more will be cov-
ered. It will be on Saturday,
Feb. 12 starting at 10:00. For
more.info. call 520-5472.

 

636 SIXTH AVE.
826-1411

 

   
 

  
  
 

  
   
 
  

  

 

students that the English
Placement Test is mandatory
for entry into first year Eng-
lish. Phone 520-5400 for
more info.

 

TYPING $1.00 per page
Phone 585-6024. Term pap-

 

     
  
    

NEW WESTMINSTER

Neighborhood.
Candy Store

37 EIGHTH STREET, N.W.

Come in and see
Our
Wide Variety of Candies
* CAROB AND CHOCOLATE
NOVELTIES ¢ CARAMELS
¢ FUDGE « GUMS
* HARDCANDIES * NUTS AND
MIXES

PHONE 522-0955

ers, thesis, letters resumes

ANGER AND VIOLENCE:

D.C. will be offering a
workshop on coping with
your ander and violent feel-
ings on Feb. 11 from 9:00
a.m. to noon. This seminar
will be a lot of help to those
who are experiencing frus-
tration in the face of current
economic times.

 

( OFFICIAL SONG OF THE DEPARTMENT OF PHILOSOPHY )

 

  
 

Hours:

 
  
 

COLLEGE PLACE PUB

Emmanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,

David Hume could out-consume, Shoppenhaer or Hegel,

and Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Shegel.
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach you ‘bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was perrhanently pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will on a half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day,
Ari stotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,

Hobbs was fond of his dram,

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, | drink, there fore, | am

Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed,

A lovely little thrice but a bugger when he’s pissed

ROCKIN! TONITE

New Westminster's only live Rock Club.
Featuring the top bands in Western Canada.
No charge Monday thru Thursday special event

nights. MONDAY - Inflation fighter night
(to help those recession blues)
TUESDAY - Sweet Dreams contest

WENDSDAY - Guest artist night

TH! JRSDAY - Ladies night
(no men till 10pm

 

 

  

 

     
  
 

  

 
 
     
      
   
 

Lou Valentino

 

57 Blackie St. New Westminster
(behind the Old Spaghetti Factory)
Phone:522-0011

7:00pm - 2:00am Monday thru Saturday

ALFIE’S
VARIETY THEATR

We will be offering the best in comedy and magic acts i
Western Canada.

If your all discoed out and rock n’ roll has lost it’s magic
for the moment then escape the noise, come to us, and —
laugh...you need to sometimes , you know?

HOURS: 7pm - 2am Tuesday thru Saturday
759 Carnarvon St.
New Westminster.

Phone:522-3577

Alfies will be starting an amateur night open to any )
aspiring comedian who books a week beforehand.