The Other Press Presents:

24914 Press Release Written By a Very Famous fbuthor Lndeed

 

William Shakespeare

 

0 vaccinate, or not to vaccinate: that

is the question.

Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to
suffer
The slimes and rivulets of outrageous snot,
Or to take tissues against a sea of mucous,

And by opposing end them? To sneeze, to
cough

No more; and by a shot to say we end
The headache and the thousand shivery
chills

That HIN1 causes, ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d.

Mere days will pass as if in flight; deathly
ill within a night

The feigning voice of unharden’d youth;
withered, and weak

Must cover thy baggy eyes,
These dry lips,

This red, dripping nose,
These ill, sallow cheeks
Are gone, are gone

Beseech you, I’ll be brief. O happy syringe
pierce thine hide,

Flesh be thy sheath; it is done, and let thee
rest freely

Fended from swiney woes; remedy this
most curious foe.

 

Take haste, take haste,

Go merrily to seek out friends and stranger
companies,

Spread word of this, the cure; worry, weep,
and wonder

No longer, be still;

Quell this, the need to stir. Rise above,
unfettered by a panic.

With files from Cody Klyne.

 

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