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HELP BILL VANDERZALM FIND

HEY KIDS! YOu CAN MAKE CHOCOLATE!
[75 EASY! TO MAKE 7 KILOGRAMS, JUST
PRE-HEAT THE OVEN TO AS HOT AS IT
\WILL GET (TRY BROIL) AND THEN PUT

IN AN AEROSOL CAN OF LIGHTER FLUID.
(DONT FORGET TO TAKE OFF THE PRICE TAG, FIRST.)
WATCH |T COOK THROUGH THE WINDOW AND
TAKE IT QUT WHEN THE METAL SPLITS OFF
AND ALL THE CHOCOLATE STARTS ConING OvT!

   
 
  
 
  

 

   

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