www.theotherpress.ca Lire & STYLE. Lazy Daisy Duff a.k.a. Sad Cake lasty, simple everyday recipe Sophie Isbister _ Life & Style lifeandstyle@theotherpress.ca hat do you eat when you invite someone over for tea? In the past (think 19th century), homemakers were trained to be able to whip up a pound cake as soon as they caught wind that a neighbour would be stopping by. Their pantries at the ready, and perhaps even already containing an array of baked goods, people of yore were always prepared with a carb- and sugar-laden confection to put down on the table. These days, I think the norm is to plunk down a bowl of stale pretzels, if anything, when entertaining—or perhaps to not even entertain at all. Baking for friends, family, and even acquaintances seems to be a lost art. Or at least it was for me, until my former roommate and current bestie taught me this one, super simple cake recipe that takes about five minutes to prepare, 35 minutes to bake, and 30 seconds to gobble up. My friend introduced this cake as Lazy Daisy Duff, but over the years that I’ve made it, I’ve given it several names. Morning Cake when I have it for breakfast, Christmas Morning Cake when I delight my family with it on December 25, and Sad Cake, as in the case of the 2011 federal election when, so distraught by the looming Conservative majority government, all I could think to do was hastily assemble this cake through tear-stained eyes. So, dear reader, if you like cake for breakfast, if you like crying, and especially if you like impressing folks over tea and study dates, read on! Sad Cake, simply put, is a plain cake made of butter, cake stuff, and fruit. Any fruit really. And not even butter—you can use margarine, or vegan spread. I’ve had success adapting this cake so it’s gluten-free. I’ve substituted the milk for almond milk and used myriad combinations of fruits and nuts as the toppings. To make the cake, first place the butter in your nine- inch cake pan or cast iron pan. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees, and put the buttered-up pan inside. As the oven heats up, it melts the butter, giving you time to prepare the rest of the ingredients. To make the batter, simply mix the flour, baking powder, salt, and sugar in a mixing bowl. Make a well in the centre, pour the milk in, and mix until the batter is just blended—don’t over-mix. Depending on the fruit topping I plan to use, I sometimes add a pinch of cinnamon or a teaspoon of vanilla to my batter. Once you have your batter and toppings set up, take the melted butter out of the oven. Spoon the batter onto the butter in little blobs. Then scatter the fruit on top—or artfully place it, whatever you're into. I know, this all sounds very weird, and your cake will look like a total disaster when you pop it in the oven, but have faith. Set a timer for 35 minutes, and you will pull out a crispy on the bottom, fruit-covered, sweet, oozing, and delectable breakfast /snack/ dessert. Sad Cake Prep time: five minutes Bake time: 35 minutes You will need: 1/4 cup butter, melted in cast iron pan 1 cup flour 1/2 cup sugar 1 tablespoon baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 2/3 cup milk 2 cups fruit, either fresh, frozen, or canned Topping options: Frozen mixed berries Canned peach slices and frozen blackberries Frozen raspberries, sliced almond, and honey drizzle Sliced apples and sliced pears, with cinnamon in batter Just plain strawberries (pictured) Photos courtesy of Sophie Isbister Navigating the misinformation stupor-highway (yberspace crossroads, digital dead ends, and heavy user traffic Jams Clive Ramroop, Contributor “Just because you read it in a magazine, or see 1t on the TV screen don’t make it factual” — Michael Jackson, “Tabloid Junkie” Did you ever see a Facebook post about a common household item alleged to cause some silent killer illness whose symptoms only take effect after several months, even though you've used that product for years and never felt sick? Has a friend shared an online story about a “shocking” scandal from a far corner of the world, even though it was already debunked six months ago? Have you revisited a Wikipedia entry and noticed that someone had edited its content with a different slant from the last time you read it? For two decades, the worldwide web has allowed the public to access and share inconceivable riches of information faster than anything sci-fi authors imagined 50 years ago. Wiki-style websites have replaced library catalogues and encyclopedias. A phone smaller than an audio cassette (ask your parents if you’ve never seen one) can store digital entertainment content whose physical formats could fill a living room. It’s as startlingly easy to upload information as it is to find it; users can not only find, but also broadcast what they want. The Internet has allowed users to become their own independent reporters on any topic they want. But therein lies a problem. Though technology is constantly developing in its functional efficiency, those of us who use that technology aren’t quite as infallible. While many make the effort to make sure their messages are truthful, there’s a great deal of content in this “information superhighway” that is inaccurate, misleading, or downright fraudulent. Some of it is deliberately false, with malicious intent. But sometimes Internet hoaxes that feel legitimate can spread so far that a duped friend may pass it on, believing its authenticity. This has evolved from “Forward this email to everyone in your address book” to “If you have a heart, share this post on your Timeline.” In our constantly plugged-in society, it’s mindlessly easy to pass on anything—truth or crap—to vast chunks of the population with just the click of a mouse or a tap on a touch screen. All it takes is enough unwitting users innocently going about their digital lives without a visit to Snopes.com, and stories like Jackie Chan’s alleged death can spread faster than a wildfire in a rainless forest, and even linger in cyberspace for months after the story has been disproved. The Internet has pretty much democratized the spreading of awareness on issues, a domain once exclusive to corporate news media. Today, almost anyone with a little cyberspace- or HTML-knowhow can make their own websites to sound off on anything. But just as the mainstream press is prone to sensationalizing stories to sell copies or draw ratings, we “normal folk” don’t always exercise objectivity in our online words or critical thinking in our digital consumption. How often have you said, “I read about topic X on the Internet,” compared to how often you've read further? The webpage you visited may have simply quoted a story from another site without suspecting it was an Onion wannabe. Even with “news” travelling the wires at the speed of light, we conduits of this “news” still have work to do if we expect our amateur journalistic integrity to go beyond the days of “Paul McCartney is Dead.” (Ask your grandparents about that one.) 11