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Act I, Scene I
(Enter Claudius and Horatio)

Prince?
Hor:

On the matter?

Cla:

(Enter Hamlet)

 

 

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HFtamlet, Prince of Denmark

Starring Keanu Reevas as Hlarolet

Cla: Know'st thou, Horatio, what afflicts our

Marry yes, my Leige. It seems that
He has Fallen prey to a strange madness.
Cla: How can you speak with so much certainty

Hor:One would tend to think, my lord, that upon
News of one's dear father's death, one's face
Would display at least the tiniest inkling
Of an emotion. Young Hamlet's visage,
However, Upon his recieving the ill news
Of his father's demise, remained curiously
Unmoved, my lord. As sickeningly solid as
As a piece of Birnham wood.

Affliction. But soft! Look where he comes.

Ham: To be, or not to be; that is the question.
Whether it is nobler in the mind to take
Arms against a sea of stunt doubles, and
By using them, display my sex appeal to
An entire undiscovered country. 'Tis a
Consumation devoutly to be wished!

Cla: (Aside) He speaks not a word of sense.

Hor: Marry! And his voice and features show all
The range and depth of a small turnip.

Ham: To die, to sleep. To sleep perchance to dream.
To dream that casting the simplest actor in
Hollywood as the most complex character
In dramatic history can fool anybody.

Cla: There are many parts in life, his part a
Sad one. Hopefully soon his hour upon
The stage will be strut and fret and then
He will be heard of no more.

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