MAD HATTER PAGE 25 "The Care and Feeding of the Humanities in a Cold Climate’ I received a copy of the address which follows from Don Couch, Executive Director of the Academic Council. As I felt it would be of interest generally, I sought, and have received, permission to reprint an excerpt of the address in the Mad Hatter. . Bill Day = 7 Inaugural address of the Rev. Dr. John Sandys-Wunsch at his Installation as Vice-Chancellor, President & Provost of the University of Thorneloe College, Sudbury, Ontario Wednesday, November 17, 1982 Having just been formally installed as the head of a small liberal arts college, it seems appropriate this evening that I should say something about the place of the humanities in today's university and in particular the contribution Thorneloe might make as part of the Laurentian federation or its successor. This is particularly appropriate at a time when the icy winds of government cutbacks make frost-bitten administrators wonder what parts of the furnishings might be chopped up for fucl to keep the enterprise going. Tonight I would ltke to argue that the humantt tes are indeed part of the family, not part of the furniture, and like the lady they are not for burning. : Now several months ago I read it in the newspapers so I presume it must be true that a member of the Ontario Legislature suggested that the production of humanities graduates was too high for the number of jobs available to people with this type of training and therefore this production line should be cut back. Perhaps one is per- mitted to object to the grotesquesness of the imagery involved - humanities graduates are not produced in the way Windsor and Detroit produce cars; they are not even pro- duced in the way Japan produces cars, although this would at least imply a reliable and well-finished product. But what is most surprising about this no doubt well-intentioned statement is that the honorable member believes that there are any Jobs at all specifically for humanities graduates, for apart from teaching humanities, there is surely no direct industrial application for English literature or any commercial use for Latin grammar. Perhaps the situation is even worse than the honorable member expected, so given the taxpayer's current plight, how dare we spend his money for fripperies and frills? There are two answers which can and ought to be given. If I go over what for some is familiar ground, I apologize, but the urgency of the situation makes a re- minder of important truths a necessity. First, because humanities are in no way a training for any profession but rather a training in how to think, learn, and express oneself clearly, they are curiously enough the most practical training of all. It is interesting how few people ever finish their careers doing what they originally trained to do. In fact there are no training programs for some of the most interesting and important jobs; one gets them because of a wide number of qualifications few of which can be represented in diploma form. Indeed, the more specific one's training, the more closely it is aimed at jobs currently available, the more vulnerable it is to changes in technology. For example, Cont'd...