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April 7, 2008

 

 

 

 

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By Adrian Binakaj
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By Andrew Maclachlan

 

TOP 5 REASONS FOR OBAM
“SLOWING THE PACE”

 

US Presidential hopeful Barrack Obama has announced that after

several months of intense activity, he is going to start a less-intense

period in his campaign. Why is he slowing the pace down?

= After promising to recover the economy, get out of Iraq, protect
the environment, and save the world, he may have run out of
things to promise.

4. Thought that Hillary could use a confidence boost; after all,
she’s such a mild, timid lady.

So Decided the four black votes in Nebraska simply weren’t worth
the effort.

2. In order to better appeal to his base of young, college-aged

voters, will spend months living as they do, and do nothing for
all of April except bitch about finals.

1. He just honestly thought someone would have shot him by
now.

 

 

 

TOP 5 REASONS FOR KEEPING

THE PENNY

NDP Member of Parliament Pat Martin has tabled a motion that would
stop production of the Canadian penny, and instead simply round all
transactions up or down to 5-cent increments. Why are some people
Jighting this bill?

   

= Something’s got to fill Canada’s change jars for decades and
never get spent.

a. Penny contributes to piggy bank multiculturalism.

3. Would cause massive layoffs at the ol’ ineffective
denominations factory.

2. Everyone knows how useless old coots love their useless old
coins.

1. Because your thoughts simply aren’t worth a nickel.

 

 

 

  

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EASY #1

Fill in the grid so that every
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