ess >>> CULTURE What’s On Around Town (July 17 - August 14) Tyler Bradford Culture Editor Concerts: Bean All right all you Birkenstock racers, your time has come. Get your blankets, sunscreen and aloe gel ready and practice your hippie twirl dance as it’s time for another year of the Vancouver Folk Music Festival at Jericho Beach from July 19-21. Some of the headlining acts for this year’s festival include slide guitar ace Kelly Joe Phelps, folk storyteller Utah Phillips, and the nutty Dan Bern. Canadian content at this year’s festival includes Stephen Fearing, Tegan & Sara, James Keelaghan, as well as local favorites Veda Hille, and Zubot & Dawson. There is a plethora of other artists worth checking out too, but be warned: As mentioned last issue, fiddler Oliver Schoer will be playing the festival, so bring earplugs. For you crazy skateboarders with nose rings who are concerned about running into your mom or aunt (or both) at the Folk Fest, perhaps a better option would be the Warped Tour at Thunderbird Stadium on the 19th. Tickets are $40, so | hope you’ve been saving your lawn-mowing money, but you get a multitude of punk acts so it’s well worth it. Included on the bill are veteran punks Bad Religion, NOFX and the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, not to mention MXPX, Reel Big Fish, Lagwagon, Useless ID and a tonne of other bands with kitschy names. Tip of the day: To get hard liquor into this show and past security, pour the contents of your mickey into a Ziploc bag and tape it high on your inner thigh. Your baggy shorts should cover it. For you kids who are into the indie music scene and like hanging out with record store clerks, scrawny boys with thick glasses, and girls not like- ly to put out until after the second month, forget the second date, then Fireball Freakout July 25-27 at the Pic is the rock festival for you. Thursday night includes performances by local ass-kickers The Nasty On and Seattle’s Shake City, while Friday features Alabama blues-rawkers The Immortal Lee County Killers and Toronto’s Shikasta. The festivities come to a smouldering close on Saturday with local heroes John Ford and from Kansas City, The Last of the V8s. be square! Fear not blues fans; Blues Festival at De Kelly Hunt and many more. Go and enjoy the one day out of the year you can see blues in Vancouver outside of the Yale. If you, like the folks who live on Commercial Drive, have devoted your life to covering the Lower Mainland with “Stop Campbell” stickers, then Under the Volcano August 11 at Cates Park is the festival for you. The thirteenth annual festival of art and social change features a myriad of artists as well as ranters, er, speakers, and workshops. No worries if you’re environmentally conscious and can’t drive there, a shuttle will run from the Broadway Skytrain station. Call 604.682.3269 for more info. If all these multi-band festivals have got you worn out and you want to be able to focus on one (or at most two) band(s) per night, there are lots of shows for you too. For the hip-hop crowd, New York MC J-Live plays at the Purple Onion on July — 18 with People Under the Stairs, and Ugly Duckling. Tickets are at the door so get there early. Raunchy and raucous rockabilly storms the Commodore July 19 for the smokin’ hot double bill of Nashville Pussy and Reverend Horton Heat. Pretty-boy David Usher (yes, the man with the luxurious hair) plays a solo show at Atlantis (for- merly Wett Bar). | can hear the girls fawning already. After that, the old-timers looking to cash in on past glory come out. Billy Idol lets out the rebel yell at the Orpheum July 28, and Cher will pack them into GM Place July 30. Boys, be warned: Unless you're looking to pick up, don’t smile at other guys in the washroom at this show. ~ One of the best songwriters of all time, John Hiatt, plays a show at the Commodore August 5, while the next big hype, The Vines, play Richards on the same night. August 10 finds hot young chanteuse Norah Jones at Sonar for an early show. Finally, Questlove (of the Roots) & Ursula Rucker double bill at the Purple Onion o weird and unique films at The Blinding Light!!, Pacific Cinematheque, and Criminal Cinema. Check out: www.blindinglight.com, www.cinematheque.bc.ca www.criminalcinema.com. Theatre: For those of you who like Shakespeare, Bard on the Beach continues at Vanier Park this summer with productions of Twelth Night, Henry V and Cymbeline. Productions run until the end of the summer. : For a more campy performance be sure to check out the rock phenomenon The Rocky Horror Picture Show, on at the Arts Club Theatre until August 31. Sorry folks, but please do NOT bring rice and toast to throw. Visual Arts: At the Vancouver Art Gallery until September 15 is an exhibition of 56 paintings by Georgia O'Keefe, Frida Kahlo and Emily Carr. Comedy: What's the deal with ticket prices? OK, so you probably won’t hear that one come out of his mouth, but Jerry Seinfeld brings his “noting the obvious” shtick to the QE Theatre July 27. Tickets start at $79 and go up to $125. Plus service charges, of course. For a cheaper comedy option, don’t miss out on the Vancouver International Comedy Festival at various venues around Vancouver from July 16 — August 5 including free street performances from 1-3pm daily on Granville Island. For more i 604.257.0366.