op Ten reasons (out of a seemingly infinite number)
hy the New West campus is better than the
avid Lam campus.

  

City” kinda feel in New West. tically by like a herd of

D. David Lam is so far out, it’s 4. Helps students get in shape by Wildebeests sweeping across
mostly hillbillies. Gene pool having the steepest hill this side the Serengetti.
the size of a grape nut. of Nepal. 1. New West has classes people

The name Lam(b) was put 3. HAS Reverend Tom actually want to take at conven-
into the campus name to 2. From the New West campus ient-times that aren't taken :
denote the sexual preference of you can see the clear, shimmer- from a timetable of Saturn's L (STgeteie
Coquitlam campus males, ing, iridescently clean waters of twelfth moon rising and falling OP an

Lots and lots of pre-pubes- the Fraser River flowing majes- over the horizon. eS est anil arcane anya: ote be

aff around quatity of the newspaper.

cent high school gigls right next

door at Coquitlam. Oh wait... : ‘
New Wesoninse masche TQ Ten reasons why David Lam is
riginal capital of BC, while

Coquitlam hopes to raise its better than New West

standards to those of Surrey.
You can buy your drug of

rar 10. Friendlier DCSS Staff. 5. State-of-the-art classrooms.
choice just down the street at ; : ane . aes,
i ae 9. Doesn't feel like youre ina 4. Better parking facilities.
he SkyTrain station in New 1 3
; prison. . No Reverend Tom.
ao, sel tie ale 8. Better looking students. 2. Fresh air.
pe ne ees 7. Natural lighting. 1. No hill to walk up.

condoms in the parking lot, 6. Spent ier.

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