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QUESTIONNAIRE ©

Guess what folks? It’s time for
another exciting and extremely irrel-
evant Other Press survey. Please fill
out and then:

LJ return completed surveys to The

Other Press office in room 1602
throw it away

0 use it to line the bottom of your
guinea pig cage
The Other Press accepts no respons-
ibility for defective surveys.

1) Who. are you?
CJ a student
C) a staff member
C] the cat woman from Sirius 7
CJ a clone
O ae song by Roger Daltry of the

0
C1 who wants to know?

1)a) Why are you? (Answer in the
ee provided. Write legibly.)

2) If you could be anyone in the world,
who would you be?
CJ Boy George ;
C1] Pope John Paul II
(J Opus, the penguin
(] Peewee Herman

CL] Wonder Kitty
3) Why?
( because it’s no fun being a
wombat

CI he gets his picture on everything
CL) because he has 9% lives
UC he dresses fashionably

4) How’s your love life?

CJ terrible: something must be
wrong with my toothpaste

CO pretty good, so far.

UO none of your smarty, petty-
minded business!

CO) you’ll never know (snicker,
snicker)

5) What’s the answer to question 132
C) only on Sundays
O5%
C) a Twisted Sister pin
C peanut butter and banana
sandwiches
ZC the girl/boy next door

6) What is your idea of heaven?
1 finding out that your test has
been cancelled
O going a day without hearing
anything about Michael Jackson
LJ (Answer to Question 9) and 50
gallons of non-fattening whip

a

CJ (Answer to Question 9) in boxer
shorts

7) How did you afford classes at
Douglas College?
CO) independently wealthy
L) independently wealthy parents
0) sold all my Osmond albums
CL bootlegged jeans to Russia
C you mean | have to pay for classes

at Douglas?

8) Where have all the good times
one?

to Las Vegas

C) south to Florida for the winter

CJ the Village People told them to go
west :

C to rock’n roll heaven

CI to Mars

U all of the above

9) Who is your favorite personality?
(1) anybody but Tom Selleck
(1 anybody but Brooke Shields
(1) anybody but John Ritter
(1) anybody but Joan Collins
(1) Quasimoto
C Doctor Who

10) What would you like to see more of
in this paper?
C1 news
CJ pictures
CJ cartoons
CL] words
0 Braille

C) questionnaires

11) What’s your idea of tacky?
C glitter glove(s)
C purple and green hound-tooth
plaid jacket with a paisley tie
C1) someone spreading tacks all over
the place
C) wet glue

12) Why did we run this questionnaire

anyways? :

C) to find out how Douglas College
students feel about key issues

LC) to find out whether Douglas
College students think

UO to fill space

C) we were blackmailed by Dan
Hilborn

LJ Wonder Kitty made us do it

CL) Does anyone really know?

C) Does anyone really care?

14) Do you fill out silly questionnaires?
yes

 

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