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It doesn’t matter how tough you look, Macy thought wistfully as she
gazed at the tough-looking punk in front of her. When you're at the
dog park, everyone's picking up someone else’s shit.

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By Joel McCarthy

Model mayhem?

» Sexy magazine cover models revealed
as Andy Serkis performance captures

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I a move that has shaken
the fashion industry

to its ravenous, beautiful
core, famed actor-that-you-

on-the-street Andy Serkis
came forward yesterday to
reveal that he is actually
the body behind some of
the sexiest cover shoots on
newsstands today.

“As much as I would love
for people to keep believing

that Chrissy Teigen is the girl:
of your dreams, I couldn't stay :
: beach’ just as much pathos as
: Kate Upton—and I don't have
: to work out to get a thigh gap,

this information will help me : either!”

quiet on this and let my own
genius go unnoticed,” said
Serkis. “My only hope is that

: land the coveted US Vogue
: cover I’ve always wanted.”

Indeed, being the faceless

: talent behind major cultural
: visages (and derrieres) is not
: new to Serkis, who performed
: in lead roles as Gollum in The
: Lord of the Rings trilogy and
: The Hobbit, as Caesar the ape
probably-wouldn't-recognize- : in Rise of the Planet of the
: Apes, and as Kong in King
: Kong.

“Performance capture

: is an underappreciated art,”

: noted Serkis. “My ability to

: capture the intricacies of a

: character shouldn't be limited
: to monsters or animals—I

give the role of ‘hot babe
sticking her ass out on the