Pe Be rdige Men’s Basketball TEAM, GAMES, WIN, LOSS, PTS FVC, 660 12. Cariboo 7 6 1 12 VCC 862 12 TWU 853 10 Capilano 6 3 3 6 Malaspina 7 | 6 2 Selkirk 6060 BCIT 7070 Women’s Basketball Douglas 5418 Cariboo 6 428 ' Capilano 6 4 28 VCC 5326 FVC 4316 Malaspina 6 1 5 2 TWU8172 Hockey TEAM, GAMES, WIN, TIE, LOSS, PTS Cariboo 14 9 3 2 20 UBC 1293018 BCIT 1255212 Douglas 13 670 12 TWUA101100 Men’s Volleyball TEAM, MATCHES, WIN, LOSS, PTS Malaspina 109 1 18 VCC.972 14 Douglas 9 6 3 12 Selkirk 95 4 10 Cariboo 9 3 66 TWU 9274 RRMC 9090 Women’s Volleyball Selkirk 9 7 2 14 Douglas 9 5 4 10 vCC 95410 TWU 105510 wee Caplan. 94 SSS a BCIT9458_ Cariboo 9274 The Other Sports Page a its Heavenly Hogs Bust Broncos Just one more bit of gloating over the dismantling of the heir apparents to the title of "America’s team" and we will forever hold our peace. So help me Hog. Who else could fill the shoes of the Dallas Cowboy’s string of near perfect quarterbacks but dazzlin’ John Elway, the king of shotgun cool? The grand Poobah of perma-grin! The lustre of his sex and the astonishment of the opposite’s! Hey, presto! He’s all this and James Joyce too. But alas, poor Elway, he threw it well. The lord said Lazarus come forth, and John heard not. For he threw it all into a first quarter ajreal diplay and didn’t get the job done. Twice before the altar and still not chosen be that saddest of creatures the Bronco. Oh, we of little faith! And little but faith was there to console that saddest of creatures the Hog fan in that terrible first quarter, as St. John cocki- ly ran out of his backfield unmolested for that rarest of moments, a quarterback flat pattern and reception. Tres bon indeed, mes amis. And lo, as Doug Williams was laid low with a hyper-extension of the knee all seemed lost. Who could lead the mighty Hogs but a mighty man of faith? A man who didn’t really know how black he was until he came to play in the NFL, where the media is quick as anything at noticing something like that. Ain’t that America? Sample media question opener: "Doug, you’ve been a black quarterback all your career..." Well, hell. You probably saw the game and attendant hoopla and was as nauseated as I was. Hell, even Hog fans had to find the second half of the game boring, despite all the records set. A team that starts killing time before the third quarter is over just doesn’t pop my adrenal gland. The final score was proof positive that eleven men together can’t lose. Or is it twelve? What the hell, what could have happened did. Bring on the Pro Bowl. most of it. schedule allows. and cultural activities. work in your chosen field. under Recruiting. The freshman - catapulting contest was the highlignt oF this year’s Frosh week Festival. S So 3 GAT HTe Hl We offer a university education and a. career to make the - Royals Miss Mark This weekend our very own hockey team, the Douglas Royals, valiently fought losing battles against a rival team, the Cariboo Chiefs. The first game, on saturday, the Royals were outshot fifty-two to twenty-eight with the final score at 13 to 5 in favour of the Cariboo Chiefs. The five goals that were scored were done with great dis- pach by Glen Bulawra, Shaun Hokan- son, Scott Dunbar, Trevor Duke, and Bob Kullman. This puts them in fourth place behind Cariboo, UBC, and BCIT, The outcome of sundays game was little different, with a final score of 10 to 3 in favour of Cariboo. Outshot four- ty-five to thirty-five the injury was made complete when goalie, Mike Mella was hurt in the first half and was replaced by Paul Tucker. Douglas still remains in fourth. Volleyball Tournament Women’s Volleyball. Atthe women’s volleyball tourna- ment last Saturday, the Douglas Col- lege Royals made a good showing, winning two games out of three. Their loss to Cariboo (2 - 1) was of- fset by their victories to BCIT (2 - 0) and VCC (2 - 0). In the first game, vs. BCIT, Gina Boratto lead the way with eight kills and eight blocks. Janis Klemets came in second with four kills and five blocks. Against Cariboo, Gina had eleven kills and six blocks, Janis had seven kills and three blocks, in a loosing cause. Showing character, the Royals al- most won the match from a thirteen | to two deficit in the final game. In the final game, Gina brought pene an "Douglas to a two to zero victory over VCC with eleven kills and five blocks. This gave her thirty kills and nineteen blocks for the day. Good work Gina! 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