Down and Dirty Vince Yim, OP Comic Book Guy Detective Deanna Ransome was the one of the only survivors after a drug sting went down, mercilessly gunning down seven gang members while three of her fellow officers were slain. Landing in suspension, her redemption comes in the form of a dangerous assignment. She is to retrieve former undercover officer Nick Rivers, who was originally assigned to infiltrate the Mendoza gang, but instead “went native” and now runs the gang. Warren Ellis (Transmetropolitain, The Authority) crafts an interesting read, if a bit thin at times. Lacking much of the social commen- tary and humour of his previous works, Down tends to sacrifice substance for style, but it has style to spare. With its sexy-yet-tough-as-nails heroine and cinematic storytelling, Down is one of the coolest crime reads on the shelf. Ellis goes places that modern cop shows fear to tread, showing “good guys” that are willing to do just about anything to get the job done. Ransome being given a specific directive to murder four dirty cops to get closer to Rivers further illustrates this. Artists Tony Harris (Ex Machina) and Cully Hamner (Batman: Tenses) have distinctly differ- ent art styles, which makes the transition from the first issue to the second a bit rough. That aside, their art has a lot of visual appeal, cap- turing every moment like the frames of a film reel. There is the tendency to indulge in blood- shed at many points, with the violence being depicted in graphic detail (the first issue depicts disembowelment and castration by gunshot, while the second issue depicts somebody hav- ing his throat torn out with a fork). Not sur- prisingly, the book has a warning label on the front cover. Sadly, the book follows a disturbing trend in the comic book industry towards under-con- densed storytelling and excessive padding, mostly for the purposes of repackaging in (more expensive) trade paperback compilations later on. Ultimately, very little happens in the first two issues and could have easily been com- pressed into a tighter read spanning two-thirds of a single issue. Ellis clearly does not make the best use of the 22-page story format. While dedicating eight whole pages to a shoot out cer- tainly looks cool, but doesn’t really add much to the story. For $4.60 CDN per issue, there isn’t a heck of a whole lot of bang for the proverbial buck. While definitely worth a glance, this series is difficult to recommend picking up due to its over-expanded storytelling style. Not enough happens in the two issues to make it worth- while. Down (issues reviewed: #1 and #2) Written by Warren Ellis Art by Tony Harris (issue #1) and Cully Hamner (issue #2) Published by Image Comics / Top Cow Studios ARTS& ENTERTAINMENT 14. What's Going Down Hostel Directed by Eli Roth Three backpackers head to a Slovakian city that promises to meet their hedonistic expectations, with no idea of the hell that awaits them. Apparently the grossest film ever, it will make you think twice before trying to save money while traveling. Now Playing The New World Starring Colin Farrell A chronicle of the adventurous life of Captain John Smith (Farrell), who helped settle the colony of Jamestown, Virginia in 1607, and his relationship with Pocahontas (Kilcher), the young Algonquian native who Smith claimed saved him from sure death. Like Pocahontas, but without wacky animals and singing. Now Playing Glory Road Starring Josh Lucas Texas Western coach Don Haskins (Lucas) and his all-black starting five head to the NCAA tournament in 1966. True story, I guess. Now Playing Music Buy an Ipod baby! Theatre Urinetown, The Musical A musical parody of everything from corporate greed to musical theatre. Firehall Arts Theatre January 11-28 ‘Tix and info, call 604.689.0926 Any Number Can Die Comedic takeoff on 1920’s mystery plays. The ACT in Maple Ridge Tix $20, call 604.476.2787 The Hungry Season Story of missionary workers returning home to a family that no longer knows Pacific Theatre January 27—February 25 Tix $14-28, call 604.731.5518