(SEXY SEX WITH DR. SEX: Dr. Steven Sex & Dr. Marilyn Fairchild Every week the OP*s resident sex experts and happily divorced couple answer your questions. If you want to have a question answered by our sexperts, send an email to dr.steven.sex(@gmail.com. You can keep your name confidential in fact, for legal reasons, wed prefer it that way. Dear Dr. Sex: I am a 22-year-old male who has been with my wonderful girlfriend for over two and a half years. During these years we have had sex countless times, and I have been — | on the receiving end of hundreds of blowjobs from her. My problem is that I can’t seem to go down on her, as it immediately turns me off. It’s‘not her fault; it is just that I find the look of female genitalia to be.. Muffled Desire Dt. Sex: Well, MD, I can’t say I can relate to your difficulty, but I will definitely try to help -almost frightening. I want to _ her as she pleases me...what do I do to get over my fear? : you, because a man hasn’t lived until he’s had a woman sit on his face.. —_ unless he’s: gay...could that be the problem here? Dr. Fairchild: There is a valid term that may explain your problem, MD. The term ‘Eurotophobia’ is defined as a fear of female genatalia. Some women experience similar 2 feelings, and develop fears of erect —— canna oa « Dr. S: Does it refer to all females, or dele Etondans as the name + sional T may under- stand if it were Euros only...they don’t seem to know what a razor is over there. Just be = glad I don’t suffer from ‘Erotopia’, which is the fear of sexual love or sexual — Dr. F: We only wish you did, Dr. Sex. Dr. S: Well then, my dear Marilyn, how does one get over their fear of female parts? You __ know, it could be understandable if MD has been watching too much MILF internet potnos...some of those women look as though they have an angry — sss glaring out. from in between their thighs! Dr. F: Personally, I believe that more horrors ate waiting within the fold of an uncircum- cised eng than any vagina. Dr. S: That’ called smegma, Marilyn, and it is created to fullest the penis during i inter- course and to aid in ease of erection. It is supremely beneficial and necessary. : Dr. F: But is it necessary to allow it to build 7 over weeks? Dr $8: es I was young and still ieaéning about my body, I wasn't the sex _— lam now.. Dr. F: Anyways, in answer to you question MD, getting over a phobia, whether it is a fear of having your face bitten off by a crocodile or a vagina, it is virtually the same. Many com- panies claim to sell medication or expensive help tapes, but really the best way to get over a fear is to face it one step at a time. What is triggering the fear? 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