Other Arts & Review the Other Press February 17, 1993 Hansons Happy Hewing Hockey Hardcore The Ramones get Don Cherry’s brain THE HANSON BROTHERS GROSS MISCONDUCT ~) wr; Go Play Sticks and stones may break your bones but Alice in Chains will excite you Alice In Chains (from Seattle) have released their second album, Dirt. The band has an odd sound. They have typical metal elements in theirsongs yetthey demonstrate their creativity and originality by altering those elements significantly to make them unique to the band (On ‘Sick Man’ they play in 3/4time-whichiscommonly referred to as waltz time). Alice In Chains Dirt Columbia\ Sony reveiwed by Vernon KeidLayne Staley has a good, adaptable vocal style that really enhances the dark mood for much of the material on Dirt. 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Friday February 26 « Doors 8:30pm MARDI GRAS MANIA STARRING SECOND NATURE with special guests The Harvesters & Two Trains SATURDAY FEBRUARY 27 « Doors: 8:30pin Lgin's amd fnfoee HIGKETS: At alt Tigket Master loegtions ap wellas MmPT mca AT -malls, CHARGE BE PLIONE 230445) Beer, hockey, & punk — the stuff of magic. It doesn’t take a Don Cherry to know that good hits make for good music. CanCon programmers rejoice (or beware) — the slapshot is back in Canadian music! The Hanson Brothers Gross Misconduct Alternative Tentacles Records reviewed by Tim Crumley Did you ever watch a ’76 movie by the name of Slapshot? It involved a bad bunch of hockey players on a bad team whohavea winningseason when the GM starts getting goons to play for the team. Among the oriented as so many guitarists out there are, in fact most of his solos compliment the songs they are laid over top of (check out ‘Rooster’). Dirt lyrically, notjust musically, is a heavy album with songs about death, disease, desperation, hate,and addiction. Try ‘Hate to Feel’: “Stare at me with empty eyes and point your words at me/ Mirror on the wall will show you what your afraid to see”. Then there’s ‘Sick Man’: “Ah, what's the difference, I’ll die in this § sick world of mine/ What the hellam I/ leper from inside/ Inside wall of peace/ dirty and diseased.” My personal favorites off of the album are ‘Rooster’, ‘Angry Chair’, ‘Sick Man’, ‘Would” (also heard on thesingles soundtrack), ‘God Smack’, and ‘Downina Hole’ (note-theactual track 9 is not named, thus ‘Hate to Feel’ is actually track 10). Dirt is a great album and if you are into either grunge, or metal. This album is a definite must- have. gooniest of the goons were the Hanson Brothers, three 6 year-olds trapped in 19 year-old bodies, who speared, slashed, cross-checked, and fought their way to the height of the league when they weren't playing with their dump trucks. Now they’re ina band. Actually, the band is made up of members of NoMeansNo, DOA, and Showbiz Giants— they just pretend to be the Hanson Brothers. But it’s a good impersonation. And the style of music, you ask? Well, let’s just call it ‘Ramonesesque.’ Actually, considering the Ramones’ lastrecord, they “out-Ramone” the Ramones. Thedifference? Mostofthesongs concentrate on Canadians’ favourite pastimes: beer and hockey. With in the Dirt with Alice and her Chains It's Those Medeling Kids in their Mystery Machine!!! Local alternative band Mystery Machine They were the winners of CITR’s December 1991 Shindig competition. They playedat Lollapalooza. They've opened for Pearl Jam, Buffalo Tom and Fishbone. They’re Canadians, l| makes it big-- but where's the goofy dog? they’re from Chilliwack- they’re... Mystery Machine. Mystery Machine has just released its first full length album on Nettwerk. Glazed is a great start for lyrics like I met her up on the zamboni/ I asked her out for some spumoni] And just when things were going swell/ They traded me to the AHL, how can you go wrong? The only thing that would concern me would be if the record weren’ta parody (butitis). Consider ita38-minute odeto hockey violence, Saskatchewan, beer, and masturbation. Definitely a pick o’ the month. It’s hilarious. Do you want free tapes, CDs, pizza and stuff? Come write for the Other Press!! avery promising band. It has a lower budget feel which only serves to enhance the band’s sound. If the production was too slick it wouldn’t stand out as much. Mystery Machine Glazed Nettwerk reviewed by Byrun Stedman The band sounds like Sonic Youth at times on songs like “Everyone's Alright” ard “Ride”. The album’s opening song, “Shaky Ground”, can currently be heard on COAST 1040, and isa great example of Mystery Machine’s sonic craftsmanship; they use dissonance tastefully and creatively, and are not afraid to use vocal harmonies. Thebands weakest pointis their lyrics, but in light of the music style- it doesn’t really matter. Glazed is a good first album from a band that deserves to have received thecontract to make it. Next time you are ina music store and are faced with the dilemma of buying a good “alternative ” album, pick up Mystery Machine. |