‘Page ten by Dave Rockerbie Toto Hydra Toto strikes a light and entertaining balance. be- tween the entirely self- conscious, need-a-hit, slugging rock of groups like Foreigner, and the musical wit of someone like 10cc. The group is not quite as desperate as Foreigner; but can’t create satire like 10cc. Toto started off as so many bands have in the past, as studio musicians breaking out on their own, and doing it successfully. Toto’s arrangements are spicy and colorful, and the songs are performed with commendable style and care. They do not rely on studio-board dial-twisting, but rather on their own verve, to produce a sound that really jumps out of the speakers. Popular hits range from the current ‘‘99’’, to tunes from their first album like “Hold the Line’’ and my favorite ‘Takin’ it Back’’. Perhaps in rock it is not so much what is said as how it is said. Toto know how. 1994 Please Stand By - Besides coaching Barbra Streisand on how to be a rock and roll singer in the movie ‘‘A Star is Born’’, 1994 has also botched up a potentially good album. This group is basically a Blondie clone, a competent four-man combo backing up a sexy female lead singer who knows how to sound very sexy but not how to sing. There is a limited demand for this type of group and Blondie has already cornered the mar- ket. However, some show occasional charm if you don’t take them _ too seriously. | often thought that this group was simply Blondie playing under another name. A fair album, but not. really exception PABLO CRUISE - Part of the Game This band scored it big with their first two albums, ““A Place in the Sun’’ and “Worlds Away” and will probably do it again with this one. Pablo Cruise _basicially plays Los Angeles AM radio pop and seems to release their albums only when warmer weather starts to come around. “‘I S53. apes Le, Namraheuvigeac hs reat, Shae Want You Tonight”’ is a hit single not for it’s lyrics or melodies, but because of the disco bass line. This group thrives on singing about male-female (in California, who knows?) relationships, without really saying anything that hasn’t already been said. Relationships have changed a lot over the past two decades, but who cares about relationships, when all you want is music to cruise the freeways by? THE BEAT - The Beat Here’s yet another bunch of nightclub veterans pre- tending to be young punks, cashing in on the New Wave bandwagon led by the Knack. The Beat relies on a rehash of Sixties styles and attitudes without a hint of orginality, melodic inven- tion, or those little oddities that most groups have. Yes, you can dance to the Beat, and if somebody played one of their songs on the radio as an obscure hit from 1966, it might be enjoyable. But don’t be as big a sucker as anybody else and plunk down $7.98 due tofashionablepost-punk cover art, on the chance that these guys have as much trouble with young girls as the Knack’s Doug The Other Press Feiger. Where are the Rutles now that we need them. 2? THE INMATES - Offence First The Inmates are an incredible throwback, a rock and blues’ band straight out of circa 1965, complete with a Jagger/- Morrison imitator on vocals and Chuck Berry licks from the guitarists. ’ Call them the fist derivative of the legendary Standells, the Inmates are the ones who do the ok remake of the semi-punk classic ‘‘Dirty Water’ (allegedly written about early curfews at the girls’ dorms at Boston Univer- sity) that’s been on the radio lately. Does it cut the original? Well, it is faithful without being overly lavish (no harmonica solo), consider- ably more energetic, and silly without being camp. The rest of the album is equally Sixties, no depths _are pondered, no new ground is broken, and emotionally the Inmates are — pretty shallow. But they’re also actually entertaining, maybe because _ they’re -reactionary, like the times they’re trying to relive. Give it a listen and don’t worry about what it means till later. -Buddha rocks by Ed Droll To descrive the _ resur- rection of DOA at the Smiling Buddha two weeks ago a description of the surroundings has to be given. The Smiling Buddha _ is one of those age old cabarets (rubbyhangouts) downtown that always seems to have old men in front panhandling. Inside it’s about twenty feet wide and maybe fifty long, the waitress sips drinks from a huge glass of something, and_ there’s always this great big guy who sits near the back, he’s got short hair, and only orders Coca Cola’s all night and he’s obviously a cop. Anyhow, DOA does not consist of the same members __ they once did. Randy Rampage, Van- couvers favourite bass player, left for San Fransisco to start a band. _(It’s some sort of cultural exchange program with the US, they get Randy and we get Zippy Pinhead back.) The group has two new members, Simon Wilde on bass, and Dave Gregg on guitar, both of whom the punk crowd appreciated for the musical interpretations. The crowd did it’s usual pogoing and pushing at the front of the stage but it was fairly quiet unlike other times when jeering fans have jumped onto the stage looking for fights. The music was, as usual, excellent. Joey Shithead seems to only be able to write great music. Cries of “Thirteen’’, ““‘Whattch Gonna Do’’ and_ other famous titles were offered as suggestions for the band to play all night long. Chuck Biscuits did his usual job of playing the best drums in. town (sorry Bill) while Simon Wilde did a commendable job of chugging out the tunes, although he doesn’t jump around like Randy. The addition of Dave on another guitar was a move to allow Joey to move and around on concentrate more on his stage vocallizing, although Dave looked out of place when Joey was playing the same parts as him. Also playing at the New Jazz in town Vancouver’s newest — and Canada’s first — FM Jazz radio station begins broadcasting Saturday, March 1st, at 92.1 on the FM Band. It’s unique ... it’s imaginative and when CJAZ strikes up the band all of Vancouver will be listeing! CJ AZ will be an active and important part of the local jazz music scene with live concerts and _ interviews, special features and pro- files on the names who shape the jazz music community. Why jazz? According to CJAZ General Manager, TOM PEACOCK, ‘‘Jazz has enjoyed a tremendous _upswing over the past few years, and indications are ’ radio station to listen to. March 3, 1980 ’ Buddha were the Potatoes, a sort of punk group from North Van and the Rolling Sex Beatles who were an assortment of pizza de- livery boys and moon- lighting percussion players. DOA rules. Again. this trend is going to continue.’’” A two-year research study, including an intensive 6-month mar- ket test, showed that a jazz station would fill a definite void in the Vancouver radio market. For example, one club alone — that Hot Jazz Club of Vancouver — has over 14,000 paid-up mem- bers who attend the club and subscribe to club mailers. Until now, dedicated jazz-lovers such as these have not had a But now they has.. CJ AZ! It comes alive Saturday, March 1st, and __ it’s destined to be the sound of Vancouver in the decades to come! Gane