www.theotherpress.ca Opinions. Poutine in peace In defence of poutine By Idrian Burgos, Contributor nan unusually bright day, with people going to and fro in their business, I walked down the street. All my class days fortunately have two-hour gaps between them, which means enough time for lunch and some rest. One crosswalk and I was at the River Market, my regular lunch spot. A renovated community market, it now houses several shops and dining places. Anything from usual grocery merchandise to difficult-to-find wines can be bought, and anything from Hispanic food to fish and chips can serve as a filling meal. In the mood for something exotic I was not. Rather, I went to a stall that serves diner food and ordered one of my favourite eats. A few minutes later and I took a small bowl of poutine to my table. Other eateries at the market offered variations on the poutine dish—like the Japanese curry poutine from the eatery that serves seafood—but I had no inclination towards trying those variations. Classic poutine felt more comfortable, and it was a rich treasure to behold and taste. The sight of creamy, melted blocks of cheese accompanied by arich and shiny helping of earthy gravy, covering the lightly wood-coloured fries like drapes, was only a preliminary to the subsequent experience of eating the whole thing. The whole decadent image was a preview of what was to come, if a pale preview. The warm tastiness of the gravy, coupled with the dairy luxuriousness of the cheese curds, and the fries that provided the needed hardiness to the whole affair. It was a homely paradise, where one feels cozy and sheltered without needing to do anything. My body received its needed nourishment and defence against the cold weather. I continued eating the poutine with only a few breaks to let my tongue cool off. “Looks like you’re eating one of those kinds of things.” I was kicked out of my dream. A gentleman stood near the table. He looked normal, but he was probably one of those fitness-crazy people, so widespread these days. I asked him if he had a problem. “Would you mind me sitting with you at this table?” I told him it didn’t matter. Once seated, he took a sandwich out from his small bag. It was one of those sandwiches that physically active people eat, and he ate it with obvious satisfaction and delight. I resumed eating my greasy comfort food as normally as possible. School of Thought Passing judgement on the U-Pass By Natalie Serafini, Opinions Editor Imost since the inception of the U-Pass, the little blue tickets have been a polarizing force. For students who use transit everyday, the U-Pass has been a much cheaper alternative to FareCards, which cost $170 for three zones. For students who either cannot or do not use the U-Pass, the addition to student fees is unappealing. Now, with the arrival of the U-Pass referendum—which answers the question of whether the program should remain in effect or be dissolved—money and the monthly passes are on the minds of many students. Voters in the referendum had to also consider how they felt about the planned increase in pricing. Where the U-Pass currently costs $30 per month, it is slated to increase this year to $35, followed by another increase to $36.75 in 2014, and $38 in 2015. Although the subsidized program will remain cheaper than FareSaver tickets ($42 for 10 three-zone tickets) or the aforementioned FareCards, it will still be a considerable cost for the students who don’t benefit from it. The referendum will count up the votes of the people, but what do the people have to say about it? Asked how she felt about the program, one student stated, “T think that it is really good, and it is more beneficial for the students of the college, so that they travel conveniently from “You know what, just a word of advice, if you won't mind me saying. You really have the potential to shed a few pounds.” I asked him what he meant. “Like, you know, more exercise, improved diet, cut back on some foods.” “Like this poutine?” “Not that I’m insulting you based on what you're eating, but you can really shed a few pounds by eating less and better. Cutting back on grease, for instance.” college to house and from house to college.” Michael Zwierzchowski felt similarly that the program was advantageous to students. He said, “I think it’s a fine program. It helps those who are close to the SkyTrain or close to the school come much faster than sometimes a car would.” Asked what he thought of the increase in pricing, Zwierzchowski suggested that the increase was reasonable: “1 think it’s normal for the inflation to go up as time goes by. It’s still a really subsidized program compared to buying a two-zone or one-zone pass, depending on where you live.” Although they were appreciative of the U-Pass, Kara Wong and Celina Martin were also conflicted about students who have to pay for Photo courtesy of Matthew Burpee/Flickr (Creative Commons) I tried to assure him with my posture that I didn’t take his words insultingly. “You're right. Exercise and a better diet are not bad things. But you know what? I can only do that out of my own volition. What I’m eating here is not so much grease as it is comfort. It’s not something cool or fashionable or with decor, but plain, unadorned food, for those who don’t care about embellishments or calls to fitness. It’s not like one of those trendy dishes nowadays, but something for plain-minded the program without reaping the benefits. Wong stated, “1 don’t think there’s anything that I dislike about [the program]. Maybe have the option for people who don’t want the U-Pass to not get it.” Martin explained her uncertainty about the program: “1 don’t know for people who don’t even need the U-Pass ... they’re just spending the money for, really, nothing. But for people who live far away and they need the U-Pass, it’s kind of a good thing for them.” Chris Anderson, who doesn’t use the U-Pass, was decidedly against having to pay for the monthly passes. He asserted, “I'd rather not have it, and put that money towards gas or something else.” The U-Pass has been cheap, easy, and convenient for myself folks. Yes, it does add a few pounds, but then who cares? It’s all about simple satisfaction!” I attempted to say those words politely, and he seemed to reciprocate the politeness. We both went back to our eats, and my lunch break ended without much trouble, but I was left to think: suddenly asking about one’s meal is infringing. Then again, a proper explanation of poutine’s advantages is sometimes necessary. and many other students. The problem is that unnecessary expenditures like this program can become a financial burden for students who do not or cannot use the passes. That additional $30 a month—to eventually become $38—adds up. For students who use the U-Pass in their daily transit, or who need a convenient way to get home safely after a night of “studying,” these passes will remain beneficial. For students who neither want nor need the U-Pass, perhaps discussions could turn towards an opt- out. There’s a medical / dental insurance opt-out for students who are covered through work or their parents, and who don’t want to pay more money for unnecessary insurance. Similarly, maybe some students could take a pass on the U-Pass. 15