ai Greetings and salutations Douglas students, I’m so excited for the DSU’s Welcome Back pub night this week, aren't you? I love pub nights, and not just for the cheap BEvERages and free food either. No sir, what really gets me going is the opportunity to commingle with the Douglas College student body. Hmm, that sounds kind of dirty doesn’t it? Commingling with student bodies. But I don’t mean it that way (well, perhaps, depending on the students’ bodies in question). But really, pub nights pro- vide a great chance to get your face out of the books (and into some Pale Ale), meet some real-live fellow students, and dance the stress of the long and arduous school week away. So get out of the library, nerd, and come lift a glass, er...plastic tumbler, with us. Before you get too tipsy on affordably priced libations, however, take a gander at this week's @yuias Kee It’s NO} good he atorasene even require alcoholic assistance to make it look hot. You want news—we got news. How about a little Paul Martin/Cat Stevens/Maher Arar action? You like it like that? I thought so. We've also got Opinions on all sorts of stuff, like computers, healthcare, low-carb diets, and procrastination. And for a good time, call our A&E section. It’s chockfull of Hiphop stuff, gamer stuff, and even slam poetry stuff. How’s that for well-rounded entertainment? You want more? Wow, you really are insa- tiable. Well, we've also got a feature on Anais Nin and one on hangovers, and we've even got loads of top-notch (or at least mid-notch) sports coverage. Oh my God, this issue is so great. Be honest, you don't deserve this good of a paper do you? That’s OK, I’m sure you'll earn it in time. Just remember the three keeps: keep it real, keep on truckin, and keep reading your Other Press. See you at the pub night. Hugs and Kisses, Amanda Aikman SEPHEMbEF 28/2000 1] ee ae eee 8 Ti Rag MSU oo ood. 85 n chee iL av ees coven deobdbeon eed, 8 PN hae ik asa ye sks biasen vegies Ma alae 9 MP rOeeN CIS 5 facies ok Ss eects ee 9 UMN TN II aoe sis asp donznsatdnsiins> concig coe canoncaxncaealousMeeeteeaeeeeery 10 PIM eR aici Novack hess iou eerie fasion ee I ae 2 PN coche ccpsscavasdsnsnsyersnpasiynccltiaundvechdeuebieryonede nee eee 4 mn CRNINNII S02 2 ccircalh cece thi pedal neues ad alvin eeDeeeteeeee 13 Money for Nothing and Your Chicks for Free ...........0c0ccccccceccsesceccessesseeeeeessueeeeeeesees Th Pubs, Clubs, and Bars—Opening, Closing, and revamping .......0.......cccccccecesessseseceesseeeees 5 PN a ee ea eb nce ae ga De cae ea I Mobile Suit Gundam SEED- Game ReVieW ........0.cccccccccessssecsssceccsssusesseeesersveseeeneeess 16 Mn CIN a Re I OTE iii iso i cscnepdeeenecmratia seanaees 20 Wen Demiie ip Deke... 25.0... sisi ea oe ae ee 20 Two More Wins for the Good Guys .................. passat heen Clas ie ee 20 Wine Deseret OF WAS cea ss oecc dens eee uae ye ee fe Lockout Corner DUHEPPPeSS |