l remember my first beer... . Donna Dykeman Photo Douglas Instructor nearly mowed down at desk JEEP DROPS IN FOR 3RD FLOOR VISIT usic Teacher Tatsuo Hoshina has the post- modernist school of architecture to thank for the integrity of his skeleton. On the morning of Monday, April 13, as he worked at his desk, a jeep rocketed down Royal Avenue’s south slope and bashed into a concrete abutment, inches away from Hoshina’s window and desk. A swarm of curious teachers, students and administrators, seeking relief from the rigours of exam week, gathered around the giddy prof who was mercilessly made to recount his story over and over several dozen times, despite his shock. The driver wasn't seri- ously hurt. The third floor was the scene of another accident earlier in the month, a brutal hit and run in which an unknown assailant ran down a member of the cleaning staff with the Other Press delivery palette, bruising the woman’s shin. The suspect is still at large. * STUDENT ELECTION RESULTS Congratulations go out to all the VP External winners of the Douglas College Christa Peters student elections, held conveniently VP Internal during exam week in April. Darryl Flasch The following list shows the new Treasurer positions: Rhonda Lussier President VP David Lam Jaimie McEvoy Coley Mansfield VP Thomas Haney Amanda Wheeler Maple Ridge Campus Rep Victoria Foley University Transfer Rep Paul Rosha Students with Disabili- ties Rep Teresa Kollias Psychiatric Nursing Rep Tia McCullough Business Reps Steven Main Jack Shehadeh- News 9%