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September 20, 1993

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The Other Letter

Kiss someone you love when you receive this letter and
make magic. This letter has been sent to you for good
luck. The original is in New England. It has been around
the world nine times. The luck has now been sent to
you. You will receive good luck within four days of
getting this letter in the mail. Send copies to people
you think need good luck. Do not send money because
fate has no price. Do not keep this letter. It must leave
your hands within 96 hours. An Air Force officer
received $20,000, Joe Elliot received $46,000 and lost
it because he broke the chain. While in the Philippines,
Gene Welsh lost his wife six days after receiving this
letter. He failed to circulate the letter before her death.
However, she had.won $50,000 in a lottery and the
money was transferred to him four days after he decided
to mail this letter.

Please send 20 copies of this letter out within four days,
and see what happens. The chain comes from Venezuela
and was written by Anthony Decruifa, a Missionary from
South America. Since this copy must tour the world,
you must send twenty copies to your friends. and
associates. After a few days you will get a surprise. This
is true even if you are not superstitious. Conatrain Dias
received the chain in 1953, he asked his secretary to
make twenty copies and send them out.A few days later
he won $2,000,000 in a lottery. Andy, an office
employee, received this letter and forgot that it has to
leave his hands within 96 hours. He lost his job. Later,
after finding the letter and mailing it out, he got a better
job. Dave Fairchild received this letter and not believing
it, threw it out. Nine days later, he died.

Please send no MONEY! Do not ignore this. It really

AnOther Letter

To Whom It May Concern:

Please ignore the pleading in the last letter. Please

An Unbeliever
Yet AnOther Letter

Ha! Ha! Ha!

My student loan just came through. I've got seven

See you in the bar.

A Realist

Other Letters

The O.P. wants to hear from you!

That's right, folks! Let your feelings fly! Sling all
the mud you want! Don't be shy! We'll publish
anything that isn't racist, sexist or homophobic.
And we won't even edit for spelling Our limit is
around 300 words, and that's reasonable. If you
can't say it in 300 words you're raving. Let's hear
it! Drop your letters off in Room 1020, or send
them to us at Box 2503, Douglas College, 700 Royal
Ave., New Westminster, B.C. V3L 5B2

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