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Extremely niche adult video categories

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Richard Dick
Senior Columnist

A: human society has progressed, our
technology has seen many spectacular
strides. Space travel, modern medicine,

and environmental sustainability are

a few of the most spectacular of our
achievements. Our most significant is
undoubtedly porn though. And we REALLY
have achieved what was once only the fever

dream of our poor, blue-balled ancestors.
There’s a sexy video on everything for
everyone; there are too many categories to
keep track of. Here are a few little known
categories that live deep in the search
engines of XXX websites.

Forklift certified

People with forklift certifications operating
forklifts safely. These videos are the
complete opposite of those fail videos with

forklifts. Nothing kinky here—that’s simply
too dangerous.

Correcting people’s grammar

Videos where people correct the grammar
of others. Of course some asshole is jerking
off to this.

Zooey Deschanel

This category consists of girls saying things
that could be construed as quirky, making
them a million times hotter. “Compilation

of girls explaining how much they love The
Smiths” is a popular video in this category.

Awkward silences
For sadists.

Porn stars that are actually
phenomenal actresses

Statistically speaking, I guess SOMEONE
had to actually care about this.

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