© Wilson the other press e Wilson e email April 7, 2004 Horoscopes | See Window Washing in Your Future _ Miss Fullah Shyt OP Contributor Ahh the end of the semester and the mad dash for either those sum- mer jobs or gawd forbid a real career. I have looked deep into my crystal ball and it is abysmal at best. It sure made me glad that I am such an esteemed fortune teller. Find your sign below to find what your true calling is. _ Aquarius January 20-February 18 = Your love of children and animals will be incorporated into one job. You will be allowed to get dirty for very little pay. I just know this is the news you have been crossing your fingers for. Aquarius Career: This summer you will be working at the children’s petting zoo of your choice. - Pisces ) February 19-March 20 You love the water, fish, and boating. It would be fantastic if you could retire on the beaches of Mexico right now, but you are just a few RRSP payments away. Kwantlen UNIVERSITY COLLEGE Instead you will have to find anoth- er way to use your talent for mak- ing money. Pisces Career: Better buy a bottle of Pepto Bismel because I see many summers of being a deckhand in your future. = Art has always fascinated you. The meaning behind art, the colours, and especially how they can cover up big holes on the wall. Well, my friend, you are in luck. Not only is your next job going to involve art and the creation of it, but your future careers will also fol- low down that same path. Aries Career: Arts and crafts supervisor at the local park—all summer! Woohoo! Taurus April 20-May 20 Due to the government cutting grants and your reluctance to send out your resume, all the good summer jobs have been filled. On the upside, this is going to be a fantastic time to battle that fear of heights you have been hanging on to as well as your hay fever. Taurus Career: Cutting lawns and cleaning the windows of many skyscrapers is going to keep your wallet full this summer. Well, full with the loonies that the old ladies tipped you with. a Gemini — May 21-June 21 MB You have taken great care of your body over the years. Don't think we haven't noticed! Your posi- tive attitude and toned physique would be perfect for many jobs. It is time to take some extra classes. Gemini Career: Personal Trainer. Yes, you! 7 Cancer és June 22-July 22 Taking care of people is second nature for you Cancer. You have learned some pertinent skills in your studies at college and you are now prepared for your immedi- ate future. You are going to have a couple choices over the next year. Cancer Career: Medical office assis- tant or youth care worker. © Leo or July 23-August 22 7 Your taste for the spicy life has always played second fiddle to your more practical side. The next few months are going to be exciting and fun. Learning on the job in a fast paced atmosphere is just around the corner. Leo Career: Short order cook. Muy caliente! |. Virgo _ August 22-September 22 Being competitive and fly- ing by the seat of your pants have always been what you are known for. That isn’t about to change. You are who you are. Get ready to wheel and deal. Virgo Career: Craps dealer at the PNE. % Libra | September 23-October 22 You sure have studied hard. Your love for reading is evident. You always go that extra mile when writing that important paper. Your efforts haven't been wasted. Renew your library card and get ready to stick your nose into some more books. Libra Career: Library assis- tant or researcher. - Scorpio we October 23-November 21 - You can't go a day without making your opinion known. Those who appreciate that about you will be thrilled when you delve into your next position. Prepare yourself for the fan fare you are about to receive. Scorpio Career: Opinions columnist. Sagittarius November 22-December 21 Who says it isn’t important to know how to cry on cue? Well, probably lots of people but your supervisors in your new career will be kissing your feet. Buy some stur- dy shoes and get ready for standing around...a lot. Sagittarius Career: An extra on some upcoming local movie sets. | Capricorn December 22- January 19 : Times are hard. As you see above, all the other signs have snapped up most of the lucrative jobs. Don’t you worry Capricorn; the best is yet to come for you. While you have been putting time into those dead end jobs, someone has been just waiting to give you an opportunity. Who you ask? Who? Capricorn Career: Manager at McDonald’. That’s right, sweeping the floors and taking out the garbage all these years has finally paid off. Itustrations by J.J. McCullough What are YOU doing after college? To learn more, call 604.599.2100 More education can mean better jobs and pay Over the next five years, the most promising jobs will require a post-secondary education. More education will lead to significantly higher lifetime earnings. * Earn your bachelor degree at Kwantlen University College. Apply now to open more doors to your future. e Bachelor of Applied Arts in Community Criminal Justice (NEW) e Bachelor of Applied Arts in Psychology ¢ Bachelor of Applied Design in Fashion Design & Technology ¢ Bachelor of Applied Design in Graphic Design for Marketing ¢ Bachelor of Applied Design in Interior Design e Bachelor of Applied Journalism e Bachelor of Business Administration in Accounting ¢ Bachelor of Business Administration in Entrepreneurial Leadership ¢ Bachelor of Science in Nursing ¢ Bachelor of Technology in Information Technology *Source: Government of Canada, www.jobfutures.ca www.kwantlen.ca/degrees http://www.otherpress.cae Kwantlen UNIVERSITY COLLEGE Page 11