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Fifty shades of noise complaint

50 Shades of Grey by EL James
has several New Westminster

serenade when they’ re feeling
frisky, and their neighbours are

Police say the additional

SOX Ual har, assment residents fuming. The book, none too happy about it.
. dubbed “housewife porn,” has “Tt was on for hours!”
charges dled I ttle gley become a popular option for complains one resident. “T had

to call the landlord! If I had to
listen to one more minute of
that girl ‘releasing her inner
goddess’ I was going to release
my fist into someone's face! My
wife wouldn’t come out of the

auditory entertainment, but
these thrill-seeking customers
aren't looking to hide away
behind a pair of headphones.
Couples have replaced their
Barry White for a little S&M

Brittney MacDonald, Columnist

Averecom’s recent edition
of an audio version of

bathroom for hours she was so

ashamed!”

“T’ve never heard such
things! Who would write such
trash? Who'd read it for that
matter? Depraved lunatics!”
says Maggie Jones, a 65-year-old
grandmother of four. “Well, after
the first three hours I just had
to listen to the rest, otherwise
how would I know what to tell

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HUMOUR.

the rental office when I accused
them of disturbing the peace?”
Audible.com declined to
comment, but James’ publisher
stated that they'll be releasing
James’ next book Mr. Black m
the Observatory with a Candlestick
this December, right in time for
Christmas.

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