Dear Reverend Tom:
4 Did Jesus listen to the Spice Girls?
: Sheila Dorster

a Dear Sheila:
Jesus actually started a twelve-man band like the Spice
Girls called the Spice Disciples, with members like
Repent Spice, Saviour Spice and Ultra Boy Spice.
They did shows wearing nothing but tiny little
loincloths and had a hit song with ‘Spice Up Your
Life With Jesus’ They stayed on top for a number
of years until a new group going by the name The
Backdoor Boys from Sodom kicked them out.

Dear Reverend Tom:
Fm a tree hugger, and have been sexually active with
trees for two years. My latest lover, a nice birch,
gave me an STD (Slurping Trees Disease) and |
don't know what to do. I've enclosed this XXX-
photo of our latest outing. Please give me guidance.
PS Please don't ask me to give up sex with trees
because, as you can see, I’m kind of a homely, dis-
gusting loser with poor personal hygiene and
couldn't get a human female to save my soul.
Trevor Hargreaves a.k.a. TrevComix

 
  
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  

Dear Trevor:
God does not look kindly upon pre-marital sex, but if
you must, keep the sexual area well pruned and always
use fungicide.