atellite Short-film Festival 2005 Press Release VANCOUVER—Armadillos and Hybrid Forms are on show in the Satellite Short- Film Festival screening at Pacific Cinémathéque on Wednesday, March 9. This touring exhibition of films, put together by Cineworks Independent Filmmakérs’ Society, celebrates the short- film form and features two distinct programs showcasing filmmakers from BC and around the world. Hybrid Forms highlights the best in contemporary, international, short-film production. It offers a glimpse of new trends and developments, with short films combining different genres in creating new and unclassifiable forms. This cos- mopolitan line-up consists of films from Germany, Great Britain, Taiwan, Sweden, Iran and Cuba, and includes the MEDIA New Talent-winning film from Cannes last year, Love Me or Leave Me Alone. Little Armadillos features some of British Columbia’s most creative filmmak- ing talents, each exploring themes dealing with human relationships, belonging, mul- ticulturalism, and statehood. All of the films in this program have enjoyed con- siderable festival success and together they show the diversity and vitality of the short-film format throughout — the province. A number of the BC filmmak- ers will be in attendance at the screening. The Satellite Short-Film Festival is being presented at venues throughout southwestern’ BC, with the intention of inspiring new filmmakers, to introduce audiences to up-and-coming Canadian directors, and to showcase the artistry and possibilities inherent in the short-film for- mat. It is presented by Cineworks Independent Filmmakers’ Society with support from the Canadian Heritage Arts Presentation Department of Canada Program, the Province of British Columbia—Ministry of Public Safety and Solicitor General, and the National Film Board of Canada. The screening will take place Mar 9, 7:30pm at Pacific Cinémathéque, 1131 Howe Street, Vancouver. Special pricing in effect, $6 Adult Single Bill/$10 Adult Double Bill. Buy tickets online at www.cinematheque.be.ca For details of the full itinerary and film descriptions, visit www.cineworks.ca The Grappiest Piece of Grap in Craptown Son of the Maska mess of pee jokes and slapstick Asia Szkudlarek, The Gateway (University of Alberta) March 2/2005 EDMONTON (CUP)—Charming! Fun! Hysterically surprising! These are all adjectives that a reviewer would like to work with when writing a movie review, because the thesaurus has more alterna- tive words for “great” than it does for “the worst cinematic failure of all time.” But none of those delightful descrip- tors could be attached to Son of the Mask, one of those poor films banished to the latter category. Son of the Mask is the not-so-anticipat- ed sequel to 1994’s The Mask, in which Jim Carrey plays a mild-mannered bank clerk who transforms himself into a rambunc- tious alter ego by wearing an ancient mask said to belong to Loki, the Norse god of mischief. A decade later, the mysterious artifact finds its way into the hands of Tim Avery (Jamie Kennedy). Tim’s a burnt-out animator looking for his next big break while simultaneously being pressured into having a kid with his successful wife, Tonya (Traylor Howard). Anxious to impress his boss, but with nothing to wear to the office Halloween party, Tim settles for an old mask that his dog has dug up from a creek bank and surprises his co-workers by turning into a charming, cartoonish wild man. That night, while still wearing the mask, Tim opts for a healthy romp with Tonya, which nine months later results in Alvey, the Avery’s first son. Not your ordinary baby, Alvey is found to have inherited the naughty char- acteristics of Loki, who throughout the course of the movie is on a quest to recover his lost mask. To make a long story short, magical baby plus lost mask multiplied by very pissed-off god equals, apparently, “hilarious” consequences. It’s a challenge to explain the many things wrong with this production. Jamie Kennedy’s performance, while amusing in a quasi-cute way, will likely put a damper on his reputation as Hollywood’s sarcasti- cally sophisticated funny man. While the movie is obviously targeted towards your average seven- to 12-year- olds, it makes lame attempts at adult wit that, among the older demographic, will likely achieve more eye rolling than gen- uine chuckling. Combined with an overabundance of fart jokes, pee inci- dents, and slapstick humour, it’s no wonder that Son of the Mask is less likely to appeal to you and more likely to appeal to your little sister or less-than-intelligent frat buddy. But perhaps best described not in the words of an objective the movie is reporter, but by one of the movie’s own lines, “This is the crappiest piece of crap in Craptown!” www.theotherpress.ca | 11