crest with Divine fanadian University Press of them and squat over their faces and flash bulbs would go off. Then I would answer questions. This was my nightclub act at the time. Gateway: This must have been very racey, over 10 years ago, versus today, 1986. D: Yes, it’s come around now. people used to sit there with their mouths just open - especially if they got hit by a fish. When I.did my first play in New York I played a dyke matron in a woman’s prison. One convict had a pet chicken and in the next scene I go into my office with a cooked chicken on my finger and | pull it’s leg off and eat it, and throw the chicken into the audience. One night I hit a man with a suede coat on, and the producers had to buy him a new coat - five hundred dollars! Gateway: I was surprised by the off-Broadway and on the London ' stage? D: Oh yeah, I got rave reviews in London. I used to have them memorized. But I’ve had better ones since! Gateway: Do you have any plans to work with Waters again soon? D: It all depends on the script. If he’s going to do a Pink Flamingos 2 then no I’m not really interested. I think I'd be going backwards. I can’t speak for John but for me I don’t really feel it’s the right thing to do at this particular time in my career. I think John’s a brilliant writer. He’s The Other Press Design: Doug Finnerty one of my favorite screenwriters, and directors, and he’s one of my dearest friends. Gateway: Is the rumour about a CBS TV series true? D: All these rumours! I’d love to do a TV series. There are some people in Hollywood who are quite interested in me. But this is as far as it goes. Gateway: I was wondering how any of the major networks would have the guts to put Divine in a series. I could see on Showtime perhaps... D: Oh, you'd ‘be suprised. I’ve been up for major TV_ shows. They've usually been killed by the head of the individual network at the last minute. This is the same problem I've had right through my career. But now, many of the studio heads have changed and are young men and woman who were in fact, big fans of Pink Flamingo. Which is great for me! There are infact quite a few shows I could get on at present. Gateway: A Dynasty appearance perhaps? D: (laughs) I’m not going to name them. Gateway: I recall your well- publicized ban from Tops of the Pops, have you appeared on that show since your first time? D: No. But one of my records was on the charts and they did cover it. They just shows part of the video. Gateway: So you were well received producers decision. You just sang the song, you made no suggestive , gestures. Boy George had appeared ‘in drag, and no one protested. It hought ting at home on their fat asses watching television. They’re the very ones who complain! They had 12,000 complaints and they say 10 million watch the show. That’s not a very good ratio. How- ever, my record sales doubled the next day! The only people who were ever banned from Tops of the Pops were the Sex Pistols, Frankie goes to Hollywood, the Beatles and myself. So I felt this wasn’t bad company to keep, when it goes down in history. Gateway: You travel a_ lot. foreign customs ever give hassles? D: Only in Canada. Gateway: Really. D: Once in Germany, and another time in Sweden. Gateway: You're riding a real wave of popularity right now. I’m Do you : wondering where you see_ yourself D: I'm going for it. Right to the top. Why not? All I can do is not make it. Gateway: One could say you already have. You're quite a cult phenomenon. D: Oh, but I want more than that. I want Oscars, Golden Globes, Grammy’s, I mean why not? If someone had told me five or six years ago that I'd have gold and platinum records, I'd have said they were crazy because I didn’t sing. But now I’ve got them on the wall. And if someone had said that I'd make a movie with Kris Kristoffer- son or Genevieve Bujould, I'd have told them they were crazy. These are big stars. My final scene was shot with Kris - I got shot by him. Gateway: I'd like to see you get an Oscar. D: So would I. And I will if I have anything to do with it. It’s been a dream of mine since I was a kid. Gateway: As an outsider, what do you think of Edmonton - it is one of Canada’s most conservative cities. D: You wouldn’t have known from the crowd last night! I haven’t had a chance to see much of your city. I'm going out to that big shopping mall today. I’ve heard so much about it. Gateway: David Byrne even mentions it-in his new book True Stories. He discusses this weird mall with rivers running through it complete with submarines and sharks. Some people are offended by your act. They consider you a bit of a freak - a novelty only because of “Pug October 14, 1986. Page i your overweight and _ obviously homosexual. How do you react to this? D: They’re assholes. (laughs) These people who are uptight about their sexuality. Not everyone’s going to like me. But I’m not doing my act for everyone, I’m doing it for those who like it. Some people don’t like Diana Ross, and all she does is get up and sing pop songs. I don’t think I'm a freak, I’m just another entertainer who happened to do something -no one else had. People don’t know how to label me. Unfortunately, it seems everything has to have a label. I’ve always said. that I’m. a’ character actor, I play different characters. It just so happens that the characters I was given to play were women. I don’t knock these roles - they’ve given me a _ large following. Gateway: Boy George has said a few remarks about you to the press. These negative comments surprised me. D: Especially when he'd be sitting in every show I did_in London, Then couldn't stand me - did he buy a ticket for the show? I’ve heard through people that he’s actually a big fan. Basically, he just said those things to protect his image. Gateway: You've been interviewed by almost every one. How did David Letterman react to you? D: I’ve been on Late Night three times, twice by myself and once with John. David is actually a fan of John’s. He has always been very nice to me. We did have a problem last time I was on, that’s why I haven’t been back. Generally, I sing a song in drag and then I’m in- terviewed. in normal clothes - they over ran the show and didn’t do the show. It seemed quite purposeful, so since then we’ve reached no agreement on my return to Late Night. Gateway: Will you do Joan Rivers? D: She’s already asked. We were set for the Tonight Show however, she had that split with Carson. Gateway: And Merv Griffin? D: He was the nicest of all. He intro- duced me, said wonderful things about me. The first commercial came on and he said ‘now you stay right here next to me for the whole show’. It was supposed to be a three-minute interview. It ran for seventeen minutes and I had fifty: eight minutes on air. Gateway: Our very ‘Thicke? D: He’s quite good. He’s got hi: own comedy show now. own Alar iw A ah "ah