VOL. XXII/NO. 15/MARCH 30, 1973

SECTION

Teaching. as we all! know, is an honorable profession,
and tee~yers are always expected to do their job. But in

view of current trends in education, what has the future

 

COMPUTER BRAIN. for in-
stant data, answering all
those inquiry-inputs

 

 

 

HEALTH GUN. a device for
stimulsting braintapes as well
as cunng all degrees of
space-itis

 

APH, to deter-
mine students’ interest-spans.
time bathroom treks, and ad-
just lengths of diversion
periods

 

DISPENSER of learning pills.
for instant grammar, spelling.
and deportment

 

 

 

TRAVELGRAPH, celestial
maps for those time-travel
field trips

 

 

JETSHOES, for soaring
through ‘overpopulated
transit-corndors

 

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Teacher's
. Edition

1 OF 2SECTIONS

in store for teachers? You may not always be certain
just exactly what your job might be. Keeping this in
mind, we now present...

THE COMPLEAT UNISEX TEACHER
OF THE FUTURE

 

RADAR HELMET, for detect-
ing potential student unrest
or cooking odors from the
cafeteria (instant menu)

 

 

ASTROSIGN, for maintaining
student shuttlecraft on
course (and redirecting wan-
dering minisubs)

 

 

STEEL FINGER, for pushing
all those subject - retrieval
systems buttons

 

 

 

 

ROBOT TUNIC, armored for
maintaining logic and hiding
human emotions

 

 

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PERSONALITY CONTROL
PILLS, for instant “good”

 

 

ANTIGRAVITY CLOGS, to
get those kids high-off-the-
handle back down to solid
attention

 

 

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ae Edwin A Hoey Staff Writers Jacqueline A. Ball, Joyce Senn,

Edward J. Zagorsk: Designer Richard Glassman Executwe Editor: James J O Donnell

 

 

 

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