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Talking about a manly good time

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Cazzy Lewchuk
Staff Writer

 

fter drinking four too many

beers on Saturday night,
I found myself desperately
needing the restroom at the
local bar. Searching around
frantically, I ended up in the
basement—conveniently
located right next to the
men’s room. Upon exiting the
restroom, I discovered a crowd
formed ina circle listening toa

man reciting instructions in the
centre. I politely stood off to the :

side and caught the very end of
his speech “.. if this is your first
night at fight club, you have to
fight.”

I was curious about this
“fight club,” and excited to
participate in what would be
my first-ever fight. I raised my
hand and entered the circle.
Upon reflection, I realize this
was due less to any desire to
find meaning in my mundane,

: the cheering crowd.

“So, how long does this

last? Do we kick each other

: until you shout for the time?” I
: asked.

He angrily informed

: how many men I would be up
: against and how many other

: fights would be happening

: while we fought. He shouted

: at me some more, explaining
: it would be just me and an

 

: an organization. It’s possible
: he had some mental health

: problems, as I observed him
: talking to himself later on at the :
: meeting.

A larger fellow volunteered

: Three minutes later, the fight

: began. My opponent raised his
: fist and punched me square in
: the nose, knocking me down

: and breaking my glasses.

After the blackness, I

attempted to get on my feet in
: revenge. I then fell backwards,
: limp, and the ringleader

: declared our fight over for some
: reason. Someone brought me

: achair, and for the next hour I
: watched other men mindlessly
: beat each other senseless.

: There was an aura of pride

: and freedom coming from the
: crowd, and I felt it too. We

: were men, and we were alive.

: We were the “all-singing, all-

: dancing crap of the world,’ as

: the leader put it.

: The doctor later informed me

: Thad a mild concussion and

By Cody Klyne : questioned why I would go to

: a “fight club” I told him fight

: club was the best time I’ve ever
: had. I’ve told everyone I know
: about fight club, and I can’t

: wait to go back to fight club this
weekend. Unfortunately, as of

writing this, I’m still not clear

: : he fights last as lon: : opponent, also informin: : to be my opponent. I raised my :
empty life, and more so to : Me the hg 8 : OPP , 8 : 'y Opp Yo:
the four beers in my system. ; as necessary, as if I was : mel was “nota beautifuland _: fists to begin, when the (now =; °” wh at the rules of tient club
Nevertheless, the ringleader ; supposed to already know : unique snowflake.” Heseemed _: very angry) club leader told ; are, but / m sure spreading the

shook my hand and I waved to

: this somehow. I then asked

: quite agitated for the leader of

: me to take my shirt and tie off.

: word of fight club’s power is
: encouraged.

Six degrees of Douglas College: Zac Efron

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1. Zac Efronisa

26-year-old actor

best-known for his
role in the High

Schoo! Musical
series.

3. Disney also
created and owns a
theme park called
Disneyland.

2. The High School

By Sharon Miki & Cody Klyne

- 5. Tomorrowland is”

also the name of an
upcoming George
Clooney film, which
was shot in British
Columbia.

4. Disneyland'’s
futuristic theme

~
~*~

6. British Columbia

is the beautiful
province that houses
Douglas College.

land—created in
1955—is called
Tomorrowland.

Musical films were
distributed by the
Disney corporation.