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: “I can’t believe it. Normally Ali had to call his wife to : her roommate since midnight. : reflected by the markets—used-
Gt : I get five, six, maybe seven : help out with the unexpected : “I can't believe we sat out : vacuum unit prices are rising to
: customers per day.” surge. They allowed only two : here in the rain for 12 hours : meet the demand, and shares
local used-vacuum shop Steve Jantzen was the first : customers into the store at a : just to get snubbed,” said : in used-vacuum companies
was overwhelmed this : to walk out of the store with a : time, but the store’s inventory : Carmichael. “My phone died : are skyrocketing,” said Li.
weekend by thousands of : new used-vacuum in hand. He : was still cleaned out by noon. : around 7 a.m. It’s been torture.” : When asked why these
unexpected customers. : was met by jeers and at least : “Some people bought, like, : Dr. Hannah Li, chair : trends are being seen only
Hosni Ali, owner of Ali & > two cash offers of “Double : four vacuums. They literally > of Economics at UBC, said > in the used-vacuum market,
Sons Fine Vacuums in South : what you paid.” He said that he : had more vacuums than : that floor cleanliness has : but not in the new-vacuum
Vancouver, said he arrived at : planned to use the vacuum for : they could carry,” said Ali. : become rather trendy. : market, Li spoke plainly.
the store Saturday morning : a short time before flipping it. : When Ali posted a messy : “People really seem to value: “New vacuums, in this
to find a massive lineup. “I just have to have the latest : note onthe shop door informing : having carpets free from hair, : economy? Are you fucking
“I came in to open up around : used-vacuum, so I’ll use this : customers of the shortage, : dirt, and debris. Recently, it : kidding? Not everyone has
quarter to 10. They had formed : one for a month or two until : Amanda Carmichael was : has become important to have : $900 to spare, even if it is
a queue—people were lined : the next collection of vacuums : standing near the front of the : a stylish vacuum to get the job : for something essential to
up around the corner and past : comes in, then I'll sell this one : line. She said that she had been: done. If youdon’t havea Dyson, : basic hygiene,” she said.
the 7/11 over there,” said Ali. : for triple on eBay,” said Jantzen. : camped outside the shop with : youre nothing. This fad has been :
Valentine's Day recipe (serves 1)
» Something warm to fill the void that is your soul
: calorie snack crackers : all ingredients to a boil.
Chandler Walter : .
: : Ina separate thought, mix
; 2 teaspoons of past : together the heartbreak
breakup regrets : and the tears.
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Day. Whip up this quick and : 3 bottles of chardonay white wine : Mix the two together, and wait.
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