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Thirty-one-year-old man builds impressive LEGO sculpture

Required 30 hours to build
and & minutes to film

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here was silence at a local

McDonald's in Virginia
as 31-year-old Dolan Weston
lugged his big, heavy LEGO
structure of a school inside the
restaurant. Accompanied by
his elderly mother holding a
camera, Weston waddled over
to a set of tables and told his
mother to start filming.

“Uh, this is uh, my LEGO
model of my old high school in
Manchester, Virginia,” Weston
said as he pointed to the model
built in garish shades of pastel
LEGOs. “Thad a lot of good
memories there. Without further
ado, I dedicate this labour of
30 hours to Manchester High
School!”

Weston took the two top
layers off of the building,
revealing the figures of the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
inside the school—although
Manchester High School has
policies against giant, mutant

turtles enrolling at the school.

Although the whole
structure was extremely
detailed—or, as detailed as
LEGOs allow for—the most
work clearly went into the
cheerleaders’ changing rooms.
According to an expert with
almost one year of experience
studying psychology at Douglas
College, this appears to be a
reflection of Weston’s turmoil
and hidden sexual desires
during high school, as further
evidenced by the cheerleaders
eating together at the only table
in the building and Weston’s
figure being alone in the high
school

According to Weston,
every character at the school
that wasn’t single was already
married.

“Yup, the boys and the
girls and the gym teachers are
happily married to each other.
Yay!” Weston said excitedly.

Weston demanded praise
for his Godawful creation. He
plans to start work on a new
project, creating a LEGO model
of his local park.

You\ji}Comedy Classics

A Talk With Dad

 

By Joel McCarthy, Graphics Manager

www.youtube.com/ watch?v=YRzRr5y7gao

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