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tes, “Boll has actually made that lashing out a physical thing” ;
ght a press event was called at Trojan Boxing Gym
ith Boll for three rounds. Despite the fact that Burgess has
\ing, Boll has been specifically training for the event while
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haters gather to the Plaza of Nations. With B-movie actor |

ouncer, he introduces the fighters. One by one, they all give their tras
t accusing Canada of harbouring a known terrorist, referring to Boll.
also gives spirited performance, promising to Soe him to the sharks for making |

Dark. oe

- Not taking i it seriously, Kyanka’s match mostly consisted of dancing Soc. ul

- ier punches. Not even lasting an entire round, Kyanka lost by TKO. “What he di

and then there was like black for a second,” Kyanka recalls, “But then q was okay,
was like, ‘Fuck this shit’ and that was the end of that.”

- Lasting a little longer is Sneider, who puts up a better defense, although has th

‘danni in during the second round. Boll causes enough damage that Sneider is lat

iting and is aided by an EMT. After the fight, between puffs on an oxygen mask, |

$ _ manages, “Honestly, I did a little bit better than I oe but I’m just glad that
bicken!

After intermission is Needs who promises to put on a show, complete wit
(which he was then forced to remove). Getting a few punches for Boll’s last three
es (“One in the fuckin’ gut for House of the Dead, once in the face for Alone in the ]
maybe one or two for Bloodrayne,” he later recalls), he put up Boll’s strongest chall
round two, where a blow to the face brings out a mouthful of blood (which Alex:
us was fake), which he spat out at Boll before losing by TKO.

As the one with the most training, most hopes were pinned on Minter, althou;

_ also outclassed, in both experience and weight class. Despite losing by TIKO in th

bed ‘ "Raging B Boll” the event it would be Minter is gracious in defeat, offering, “He’s a good guy and I don’t mind losing te

Internet, end then the footage would be While not necessarily proving anything or changing the minds of the Internet
- Boll still hopes the message is clear. “I would wish people would know a little mo
tic had to have written at least two negative reviews of Boll's responsibility and if they write about the movies without even seeing the movies,

: or in print. Over a women IMDB.cc com message board users Wefe annoying.”

Still, Boll has gained at least two fans in the process, judging from the comme
Minter and Alexander (“He’s a shitty filmmaker, but he’s a cool guy”), to which B
“This is hitting to the face. Now they love my movies.” But, he has gained a few «

ctitics and the number of found was disiees to three.
The final lineup consists of the aforementioned Kyanka, Jeff Sneider (writer for _

www.AintItCool.com), Chris Alexander (writer for Rue Morgue), and Nelson Chance Minter, a One of those critics is Kyanka. “I’m starting to see why people on the Interne

17-year old amateur boxer. Serving as backup boxer is creator of the animated webcomic him,” he says, also indicating that he was misled. “Everything is terribly disorgani:
Broken Saints (www.BrokenSaints.com), Brooke Burgess. As a fellow filmmaker, Burgess can really doesn’t know how to do it correctly and the whole kind of deal where he’s