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Capricorn

(12/22-1/19)

On your Geography final,
be sure to avoid answering

anything to do with Manitoba.

Also, write that you do not
care for Australia, even if the
exam has nothing to do with
Australia.

Aquarius

(1/20-2/18)

Your Chemistry final will go
really well if you mix fire and
hydrogen. But try to watch
as much Breaking Bad as you
possibly can beforehand.

Pisces
(2/19-3/20)
Your Women Studies teacher

will really appreciate it if you
answer all questions with “This
isn’t relevant for men.”

Aries

(3/21-4/19)

On your Biology exam, be
sure to draw little cartoons of
dancing rat hearts along with
singing sheep’s eyes. Pretend
that they’re in Las Vegas with
Penn and Teller.

Taurus

(4/20-5/20)

If asked anything about Genghis
Khan on your History exam,
simply write “YOLO.” If

asked about Henry VIII, write
“YOLO.” If Pierre Trudeau gets
mentioned, write “YOLO” 10
times.

LISA THERIAULT
HUMOUR EDITOR

Gemini

(5/21-6/21)

Psychology exams always get
marked higher if you mention
that you were raised ina
skinner box. Bonus points if
you mention that you had a
lobotomy when you were five-
years-old.

Cancer

(6/22-7/22)

Your Math teacher will be
impressed if you write down all
the digits of pi.

Leo

(7/23-8/22)

On your Philosophy exam, draw
a ninja and write “I created this
ninja out of ink from my own
pen. Therefore, he must be my

son. My son wants me to have a
perfect score on this exam.”

Virgo

(8/23-9/22)

Mention on your Canadian
History exam that the first prime
minster of Canada was a Molson
Canadian beer bottle. The
second prime minster of Canada
was a bucket of maple syrup.

Libra

(9/23-10/22)

On your Geology exam, be sure
to memorize the three types of
rocks: hard rock, soft rock, and
surfer rock.

Scorpio
(10/23-11/21)
On your Music History exam,

write down that Puccini is a
type of mushroom. Try and
write down the lyrics to every
Gregorian chant.

Sagittarius

(11/22-12/21)

Remember, if all else fails on
your English exam, you can
always write about King Lear
being haunted by three witches
and telling the tale of star-
crossed lovers whose fathers
carry the chains of burden in the
afterlife.

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